"Hi. I have lost my shirt. Would you like me to read for you?"
I think this is pretty much the best pickup line anyone could ever use on me. Well, especially if the anyone in question is Djimon Hounsou.
Yeah. I don't think it would work quite so well if the anyone were Ed Rendell, who in his mayoral re-election bid sometime in the '90s had an ad that included a shot of him playing in a swimming pool with local kids (because he'd funded youth recreational facilities).
Think pasty white, with ample back hair.
Cereal:
Grr. Comcast did something goofy with my channel lineup, so Tivo only recorded cable shows all week, and not any broadcast shows, so I missed a lot of shows in the past week and a half.
On the upside, I'm watching Reefer Madness, which is hysterical.
"Hi. I have lost my shirt. Would you like me to read for you?"
thud
Damn, that's one good-looking man.
I'm good! Today I wore shoes I haven't fit into since about 6/7 weeks ago!
We're half-assedly prepping the house for the window guys, who are coming on the 29th.
Also? Today was my due date! Sadly, I think the amazing speed deflation (I lost two inches from my waist in two days earlier in the week) has tapered off, and I'm getting an idea of what my post-baby body's going to look like for a while.
thank you very much for the lovely picture
Yay for good! That's exciting about the shoes, too.
You know, a fella loses his shirt the
least
I can do is let him read to me if that's what he wants.
I'm just that kind of gal.
I'm just that kind of gal.
You've got a good heart, Trudy. You should let him rest his head on your chest too.
If only that he might hear it beat.
