Why in god's name can't you right click on a font file and install it that way? Computers are supposed to be smart, dammit.
Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.
'Shindig'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Apr 08, 2005 11:20:24 am PDT #4295 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
bon bon - Apr 08, 2005 11:32:31 am PDT #4296 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
For anyone who missed that craigslist roommate posting from a few days ago, it was reposted offiste:
g) You must be ok with my upholstery hobby. On every third-Tuesday of the month I request that you vacate the house between the hours of 4 pm - 11:45 pm while I upholster various pieces of antique furniture. I am a perfectionist and require complete silence in the house. I've tried this with housemates who've promised to stay in their rooms, but this proved impossible as bathroom habits demand a regular schedule that interrupts my artisan work. That said, I will give you a small stipend on these days if it will assist you in finding something to do with that block of time.
JenP - Apr 08, 2005 11:33:06 am PDT #4297 of 10001
Not Frank, but I watched the cowbell and laughed and laughed.
So quiet today.
sarameg - Apr 08, 2005 11:37:51 am PDT #4298 of 10001
I did not see that before, but dear loward.
You know what it reminds me of? A five or six year old telling a story in their highly random and excessively parenthetical style.
msbelle - Apr 08, 2005 11:38:35 am PDT #4299 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
single and living alone seems SO GOOD after reading that.
§ ita § - Apr 08, 2005 11:39:16 am PDT #4300 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But there's a stipend!
msbelle - Apr 08, 2005 11:39:58 am PDT #4301 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
not worth it. It would need to be pay equal to a full-time job.
sarameg - Apr 08, 2005 11:40:03 am PDT #4302 of 10001
bon, you didn't post the best part:
I do actually have a handbook which I will provide for your perusal during our interview
tommyrot - Apr 08, 2005 11:41:21 am PDT #4303 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
For anyone who missed that craigslist roommate posting from a few days ago, it was reposted offiste:
Did the person take down the listing out of embarrassment and/or too many freaky responses?
Betsy HP - Apr 08, 2005 11:42:16 am PDT #4304 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
How could a response possibly be freakier than the posting?
I have fresh produce delivered from an undisclosed location to my home every Wednesday afternoon. Please do not purchase fruits or vegetables and bring them home.
Because then my vegetables will be forced to kill your vegetables.