For anyone who missed that craigslist roommate posting from a few days ago, it was reposted offiste:
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g) You must be ok with my upholstery hobby. On every third-Tuesday of the month I request that you vacate the house between the hours of 4 pm - 11:45 pm while I upholster various pieces of antique furniture. I am a perfectionist and require complete silence in the house. I've tried this with housemates who've promised to stay in their rooms, but this proved impossible as bathroom habits demand a regular schedule that interrupts my artisan work. That said, I will give you a small stipend on these days if it will assist you in finding something to do with that block of time.
Not Frank, but I watched the cowbell and laughed and laughed.
So quiet today.
I did not see that before, but dear loward.
You know what it reminds me of? A five or six year old telling a story in their highly random and excessively parenthetical style.
single and living alone seems SO GOOD after reading that.
not worth it. It would need to be pay equal to a full-time job.
bon, you didn't post the best part:
I do actually have a handbook which I will provide for your perusal during our interview
For anyone who missed that craigslist roommate posting from a few days ago, it was reposted offiste:
Did the person take down the listing out of embarrassment and/or too many freaky responses?
How could a response possibly be freakier than the posting?
I have fresh produce delivered from an undisclosed location to my home every Wednesday afternoon. Please do not purchase fruits or vegetables and bring them home.
Because then my vegetables will be forced to kill your vegetables.
