Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JenP - Apr 08, 2005 11:33:06 am PDT #4297 of 10001

Not Frank, but I watched the cowbell and laughed and laughed.

So quiet today.


sarameg - Apr 08, 2005 11:37:51 am PDT #4298 of 10001

I did not see that before, but dear loward.

You know what it reminds me of? A five or six year old telling a story in their highly random and excessively parenthetical style.


msbelle - Apr 08, 2005 11:38:35 am PDT #4299 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

single and living alone seems SO GOOD after reading that.


§ ita § - Apr 08, 2005 11:39:16 am PDT #4300 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But there's a stipend!


msbelle - Apr 08, 2005 11:39:58 am PDT #4301 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

not worth it. It would need to be pay equal to a full-time job.


sarameg - Apr 08, 2005 11:40:03 am PDT #4302 of 10001

bon, you didn't post the best part:

I do actually have a handbook which I will provide for your perusal during our interview


tommyrot - Apr 08, 2005 11:41:21 am PDT #4303 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For anyone who missed that craigslist roommate posting from a few days ago, it was reposted offiste:

Did the person take down the listing out of embarrassment and/or too many freaky responses?


Betsy HP - Apr 08, 2005 11:42:16 am PDT #4304 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

How could a response possibly be freakier than the posting?

I have fresh produce delivered from an undisclosed location to my home every Wednesday afternoon. Please do not purchase fruits or vegetables and bring them home.

Because then my vegetables will be forced to kill your vegetables.


Kate P. - Apr 08, 2005 11:43:04 am PDT #4305 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

That's the summary of my requests! I do actually have a handbook which I will provide for your perusal during our interview (yes, there will be an interview for final-stage candidates) that outlines all of my more particular requests.

edit: x-post


Trudy Booth - Apr 08, 2005 11:45:32 am PDT #4306 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It's not the four hundred and fifty thousand rules that would be tricky to live with so much as the untreated OCD.