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Natter 34: Freak With No Name

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Betsy HP - Apr 08, 2005 11:42:16 am PDT #4304 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

How could a response possibly be freakier than the posting?

I have fresh produce delivered from an undisclosed location to my home every Wednesday afternoon. Please do not purchase fruits or vegetables and bring them home.

Because then my vegetables will be forced to kill your vegetables.

Kate P. - Apr 08, 2005 11:43:04 am PDT #4305 of 10001

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

That's the summary of my requests! I do actually have a handbook which I will provide for your perusal during our interview (yes, there will be an interview for final-stage candidates) that outlines all of my more particular requests.

edit: x-post

Trudy Booth - Apr 08, 2005 11:45:32 am PDT #4306 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It's not the four hundred and fifty thousand rules that would be tricky to live with so much as the untreated OCD.

Jessica - Apr 08, 2005 11:45:38 am PDT #4307 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Uh-oh...

Kitten Cannon

Better than cat-stacking.

ChiKat - Apr 08, 2005 11:45:49 am PDT #4308 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

that outlines all of my more particular requests

Does this mean he has more requests that are even more particular than the ones in the listing????

bon bon - Apr 08, 2005 11:46:37 am PDT #4309 of 10001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Did the person take down the listing out of embarrassment and/or too many freaky responses?

Don't know why, but it disappeared from craigslist on the day or day after posted.

Tom Scola - Apr 08, 2005 11:54:25 am PDT #4310 of 10001

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Kitten Cannon

1,234 feet, baby.

Steph L. - Apr 08, 2005 11:56:03 am PDT #4311 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Damn. I thought my 311 feet was good.

§ ita § - Apr 08, 2005 11:56:21 am PDT #4312 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Some guy is auctioning a bunch of barefoot (hard copy) photos on eBay. How much of a fetish do you need to have to pay $4.99+shipping for a reprint of a magazine page?

Unrelatedly, Mischa Barton needs a bra. During many moments in last night's ep I was worried that her breasts were going to escape and perhaps attack Trey.

Aims - Apr 08, 2005 11:56:37 am PDT #4313 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Tom does not like cats.

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