not worth it. It would need to be pay equal to a full-time job.
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Apr 08, 2005 11:39:58 am PDT #4301 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
sarameg - Apr 08, 2005 11:40:03 am PDT #4302 of 10001
bon, you didn't post the best part:
I do actually have a handbook which I will provide for your perusal during our interview
tommyrot - Apr 08, 2005 11:41:21 am PDT #4303 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
For anyone who missed that craigslist roommate posting from a few days ago, it was reposted offiste:
Did the person take down the listing out of embarrassment and/or too many freaky responses?
Betsy HP - Apr 08, 2005 11:42:16 am PDT #4304 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
How could a response possibly be freakier than the posting?
I have fresh produce delivered from an undisclosed location to my home every Wednesday afternoon. Please do not purchase fruits or vegetables and bring them home.
Because then my vegetables will be forced to kill your vegetables.
Kate P. - Apr 08, 2005 11:43:04 am PDT #4305 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
That's the summary of my requests! I do actually have a handbook which I will provide for your perusal during our interview (yes, there will be an interview for final-stage candidates) that outlines all of my more particular requests.
edit: x-post
Trudy Booth - Apr 08, 2005 11:45:32 am PDT #4306 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
It's not the four hundred and fifty thousand rules that would be tricky to live with so much as the untreated OCD.
Jessica - Apr 08, 2005 11:45:38 am PDT #4307 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
ChiKat - Apr 08, 2005 11:45:49 am PDT #4308 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
that outlines all of my more particular requests
Does this mean he has more requests that are even more particular than the ones in the listing????
bon bon - Apr 08, 2005 11:46:37 am PDT #4309 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Did the person take down the listing out of embarrassment and/or too many freaky responses?
Don't know why, but it disappeared from craigslist on the day or day after posted.
Tom Scola - Apr 08, 2005 11:54:25 am PDT #4310 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Kitten Cannon
1,234 feet, baby.