I guess I feel the same way about hotel bedspreads as I do about public toilets: they probably aren't terribly clean, but nobody's ever gotten sick just by sitting on one. (And if you were the one person who did, please don't tell me, 'kay?)
I feel that way about public toidy's myself. It's the back of your leg on the thing for pitty's sake, you don't rub your goolie on it. The only
truly
gross thing about them is those fecking women who SQUAT and SPRINLKE and then
LEAVE IT THERE.
It's absolutely evil. Instead of 'Men' and 'Women' they should divide bathrooms by 'Squatters' and 'Sitters.'
I couldn't even have onanism in a plane bathroom...probably couldn't use it. Period.
You know you're a new parent when you're involved in the former way more often than the latter.
Hee!
does the dance of there's been no diapers in this house for
well
over a year
I couldn't even have onanism in a plane bathroom...probably couldn't use it. Period.
OK, that sucks even for non-sexual reasons... but you could TOTALLY work the whole boyfriend as "attendant" angle and he has to pull you onto his lap to "help" you with "something"
right there in the seats
and if anyone says anything he gives a very serious look and says, "Would you please stop staring? She's having a seizure."
The only truly gross thing about them is those fecking women who SQUAT and SPRINLKE and then LEAVE IT THERE.
Once again I must advocate for squat toilets. Seriously--given the choice between sitting on a public toilet seat and squatting over a hole in the floor, I'd take the latter any day.
I tried squat toilets in India. I don't have the necessary balance or flexibility.
People think I do that in changing rooms.
I was, honestly, with a woman friend trying on a skirt.
Cracked my ass up, though.
I tried squat toilets in India. I don't have the necessary balance or flexibility.
I tried them in Osaka, and oh dear. What Jessica said, but with very full skirts and petticoats added.
shudders
The only truly gross thing about them is those fecking women who SQUAT and SPRINLKE and then LEAVE IT THERE.
This may be true of ladies' rooms, but I've been in many men's rooms where it seems a previous user must have been a monkey enamored by the aerodynamic properties of his own by-products. I have to be in danger of a Mr. Creosote-style death before I'll sit in one.
People think I do that in changing rooms. I was, honestly, with a woman friend trying on a skirt. Cracked my ass up, though.
Oh God! Oh YES! This.... uh,skirt... is AMAZING!!!!!
