You know you're a new parent when you're involved in the former way more often than the latter.
Hee!
does the dance of there's been no diapers in this house for well over a year
Jayne, you'll scare the women.
Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 05, 2005 10:48:49 am PDT #3317 of 10001
What is even happening?
Trudy Booth - Apr 05, 2005 10:49:24 am PDT #3318 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I couldn't even have onanism in a plane bathroom...probably couldn't use it. Period.
OK, that sucks even for non-sexual reasons... but you could TOTALLY work the whole boyfriend as "attendant" angle and he has to pull you onto his lap to "help" you with "something" right there in the seats and if anyone says anything he gives a very serious look and says, "Would you please stop staring? She's having a seizure."
Kate P. - Apr 05, 2005 10:50:12 am PDT #3319 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
The only truly gross thing about them is those fecking women who SQUAT and SPRINLKE and then LEAVE IT THERE.
Once again I must advocate for squat toilets. Seriously--given the choice between sitting on a public toilet seat and squatting over a hole in the floor, I'd take the latter any day.
Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 10:51:31 am PDT #3320 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I tried squat toilets in India. I don't have the necessary balance or flexibility.
erikaj - Apr 05, 2005 10:52:24 am PDT #3321 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
People think I do that in changing rooms. I was, honestly, with a woman friend trying on a skirt. Cracked my ass up, though.
Atropa - Apr 05, 2005 10:53:49 am PDT #3322 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I tried squat toilets in India. I don't have the necessary balance or flexibility.
I tried them in Osaka, and oh dear. What Jessica said, but with very full skirts and petticoats added.
shudders
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 05, 2005 10:53:56 am PDT #3323 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The only truly gross thing about them is those fecking women who SQUAT and SPRINLKE and then LEAVE IT THERE.
This may be true of ladies' rooms, but I've been in many men's rooms where it seems a previous user must have been a monkey enamored by the aerodynamic properties of his own by-products. I have to be in danger of a Mr. Creosote-style death before I'll sit in one.
Trudy Booth - Apr 05, 2005 10:54:03 am PDT #3324 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
People think I do that in changing rooms. I was, honestly, with a woman friend trying on a skirt. Cracked my ass up, though.
Oh God! Oh YES! This.... uh,skirt... is AMAZING!!!!!
Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 10:55:54 am PDT #3325 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
This may be true of ladies' rooms, but I've been in many men's rooms where it seems a previous user must have been a monkey enamored by the aerodynamic properties of his own by-products.
Studies have shown that women's bathrooms are, on average, MUCH dirtier than men's.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 05, 2005 10:56:16 am PDT #3326 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I tried squat toilets in India.
Is it wrong that I first read this as Indiana and DIDN'T do a double-take.
I don't have the necessary balance or flexibility.
This may rule out mile-high sex as well.