People think I do that in changing rooms. I was, honestly, with a woman friend trying on a skirt. Cracked my ass up, though.
Darn your sinister attraction!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - Apr 05, 2005 10:52:24 am PDT #3321 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Atropa - Apr 05, 2005 10:53:49 am PDT #3322 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I tried squat toilets in India. I don't have the necessary balance or flexibility.
I tried them in Osaka, and oh dear. What Jessica said, but with very full skirts and petticoats added.
shudders
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 05, 2005 10:53:56 am PDT #3323 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The only truly gross thing about them is those fecking women who SQUAT and SPRINLKE and then LEAVE IT THERE.
This may be true of ladies' rooms, but I've been in many men's rooms where it seems a previous user must have been a monkey enamored by the aerodynamic properties of his own by-products. I have to be in danger of a Mr. Creosote-style death before I'll sit in one.
Trudy Booth - Apr 05, 2005 10:54:03 am PDT #3324 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
People think I do that in changing rooms. I was, honestly, with a woman friend trying on a skirt. Cracked my ass up, though.
Oh God! Oh YES! This.... uh,skirt... is AMAZING!!!!!
Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 10:55:54 am PDT #3325 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
This may be true of ladies' rooms, but I've been in many men's rooms where it seems a previous user must have been a monkey enamored by the aerodynamic properties of his own by-products.
Studies have shown that women's bathrooms are, on average, MUCH dirtier than men's.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 05, 2005 10:56:16 am PDT #3326 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I tried squat toilets in India.
Is it wrong that I first read this as Indiana and DIDN'T do a double-take.
I don't have the necessary balance or flexibility.
This may rule out mile-high sex as well.
Kate P. - Apr 05, 2005 10:57:45 am PDT #3327 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
I tried squat toilets in India. I don't have the necessary balance or flexibility.
Really? I found them very easy to use, and I'm hardly the most graceful or flexible person. How did you manage, then, if you couldn't use squat toilets?
Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 11:00:10 am PDT #3328 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
If I try to squat, I fall over backwards before I can get low enough. There were enough Western-style toilets for me to manage. (All BYO toilet paper, but then, so were the squats.)
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 05, 2005 11:00:13 am PDT #3329 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Studies have shown that women's bathrooms are, on average, MUCH dirtier than men's.
I'll take your word on the statistics, but from my personal experience that would have to mean that women's restrooms actually use feces as a construction material and just hollow out depressions in piles of it for patrons' use.
DavidS - Apr 05, 2005 11:01:43 am PDT #3330 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I found them very easy to use, and I'm hardly the most graceful or flexible person.
Note to Kate's file, for reference with future boyfriends: Not So Bendy. Also, she's right off the ballet team!