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Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 10:55:54 am PDT #3325 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

This may be true of ladies' rooms, but I've been in many men's rooms where it seems a previous user must have been a monkey enamored by the aerodynamic properties of his own by-products.

Studies have shown that women's bathrooms are, on average, MUCH dirtier than men's.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 05, 2005 10:56:16 am PDT #3326 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I tried squat toilets in India.

Is it wrong that I first read this as Indiana and DIDN'T do a double-take.

I don't have the necessary balance or flexibility.

This may rule out mile-high sex as well.


Kate P. - Apr 05, 2005 10:57:45 am PDT #3327 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I tried squat toilets in India. I don't have the necessary balance or flexibility.

Really? I found them very easy to use, and I'm hardly the most graceful or flexible person. How did you manage, then, if you couldn't use squat toilets?


Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 11:00:10 am PDT #3328 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If I try to squat, I fall over backwards before I can get low enough. There were enough Western-style toilets for me to manage. (All BYO toilet paper, but then, so were the squats.)


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 05, 2005 11:00:13 am PDT #3329 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Studies have shown that women's bathrooms are, on average, MUCH dirtier than men's.

I'll take your word on the statistics, but from my personal experience that would have to mean that women's restrooms actually use feces as a construction material and just hollow out depressions in piles of it for patrons' use.


DavidS - Apr 05, 2005 11:01:43 am PDT #3330 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I found them very easy to use, and I'm hardly the most graceful or flexible person.

Note to Kate's file, for reference with future boyfriends: Not So Bendy. Also, she's right off the ballet team!


§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 11:01:44 am PDT #3331 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Once again I must advocate for squat toilets. Seriously--given the choice between sitting on a public toilet seat and squatting over a hole in the floor, I'd take the latter any day.

I think they're easy enough for me to use, but when people miss (and, lo, they did) it's so much worse.

Actually, worst was someone who'd evidently come from a long tradition of squat toilets, and was faced with a strange "conventional" one. Dump missed the bowl entirely, and just sat there on the seat.

HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE????


Daisy Jane - Apr 05, 2005 11:02:10 am PDT #3332 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Dude! It's the bar!

I can also see my mom's house with my stepdad's truck in the driveway.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 05, 2005 11:02:50 am PDT #3333 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'll take your word on the statistics, but from my personal experience that would have to mean that women's restrooms actually use feces as a construction material and just hollow out depressions in piles of it for patrons' use.

The irony is that this is probabally because said malefactor is trying to avoid any contact with the seat, but won't clean up his own mess.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 11:03:39 am PDT #3334 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

but when people miss (and, lo, they did) it's so much worse.

To look at, yes, but since using a squat toilet doesn't involve touching anything, they're much more sanitary. (Unless, like me, you can't use them without falling over backwards, in which case they're narsty and a little bit dangerous.)