This may be true of ladies' rooms, but I've been in many men's rooms where it seems a previous user must have been a monkey enamored by the aerodynamic properties of his own by-products.
Studies have shown that women's bathrooms are, on average, MUCH dirtier than men's.
I tried squat toilets in India.
Is it wrong that I first read this as Indiana and DIDN'T do a double-take.
I don't have the necessary balance or flexibility.
This may rule out mile-high sex as well.
I tried squat toilets in India. I don't have the necessary balance or flexibility.
Really? I found them very easy to use, and I'm hardly the most graceful or flexible person. How did you manage, then, if you couldn't use squat toilets?
If I try to squat, I fall over backwards before I can get low enough. There were enough Western-style toilets for me to manage. (All BYO toilet paper, but then, so were the squats.)
Studies have shown that women's bathrooms are, on average, MUCH dirtier than men's.
I'll take your word on the statistics, but from my personal experience that would have to mean that women's restrooms actually use feces as a construction material and just hollow out depressions in piles of it for patrons' use.
I found them very easy to use, and I'm hardly the most graceful or flexible person.
Note to Kate's file, for reference with future boyfriends: Not So Bendy. Also, she's right off the ballet team!
Once again I must advocate for squat toilets. Seriously--given the choice between sitting on a public toilet seat and squatting over a hole in the floor, I'd take the latter any day.
I think they're easy enough for me to use, but when people miss (and, lo, they did) it's so much worse.
Actually, worst was someone who'd evidently come from a long tradition of squat toilets, and was faced with a strange "conventional" one. Dump missed the bowl entirely, and just sat there on the seat.
HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE????
Dude! It's the bar!
I can also see my mom's house with my stepdad's truck in the driveway.
I'll take your word on the statistics, but from my personal experience that would have to mean that women's restrooms actually use feces as a construction material and just hollow out depressions in piles of it for patrons' use.
The irony is that this is probabally because said malefactor is trying to avoid any contact with the seat, but won't clean up his own mess.
but when people miss (and, lo, they did) it's so much worse.
To look at, yes, but since using a squat toilet doesn't involve touching anything, they're much more sanitary. (Unless, like me, you can't use them without falling over backwards, in which case they're narsty and a little bit dangerous.)