Heh. Remember the Monk episode where he brought in those blood/bodily fluid scanners to check out the hotel room? Euggh.
Big stop just to renew your license to companion. Can I use companion as a verb?
Wash ,'Ariel'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Apr 05, 2005 9:30:21 am PDT #3241 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
shrift - Apr 05, 2005 9:30:47 am PDT #3242 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Yeah, I just e-mailed you with the full story.
Gotcha. Pulling up my inbox, even though work is currently spanking my ass like a bad domestic discipline story. My inbox is frightening, and I'm thinking about making people fight cage matches for the right to set my priority list. I mean, I don't care what gets done when...
Lysana - Apr 05, 2005 9:31:16 am PDT #3243 of 10001
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog
Yes I have, and no, I didn't think they were new sheets. I tried not to think about it too much, because GROSS!
They're laundered. I really don't get the twitch here.
Jesse - Apr 05, 2005 9:31:32 am PDT #3244 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Also, at least hotel sheets are usually white, so I can hope they've been well-bleached. And then NOT THINK ABOUT IT ANY MORE.
I think the proximity to the pilot is what gives me the creeps. I mean, having sex on a plane is supposed to be something you do on the sly, not something everyone on the plane knows about and is in fact helping you with.
Yeah, exactly. The whole, "Hi! You ready to have sex now? You have 45 minutes left! Enjoy!!!" thing is creepifying.
Connie Neil - Apr 05, 2005 9:31:42 am PDT #3245 of 10001
brillig
waiting outside the door
And timing you.
Aims - Apr 05, 2005 9:32:39 am PDT #3246 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
And god forbid you get some sort of freaky pilot that's all, "No, we're not landing til she gets there."
msbelle - Apr 05, 2005 9:32:44 am PDT #3247 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
so, it's a nice day here. Really lovely. First day it really feels like spring.
Also? puppies are cute and cats do funny things.
§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 9:33:14 am PDT #3248 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
but definitely lowers your risk of being arrested.
Well, yeah, but where's the rush? Is there really some perk to having sex in the air other than the fact you're being sneaky and illicit?
Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 9:33:46 am PDT #3249 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yeah, exactly. The whole, "Hi! You ready to have sex now? You have 45 minutes left! Enjoy!!!" thing is creepifying.
This is your captain speaking. We are ready to begin our descent into Atlanta, so please zip up and return your seatbacks and tray tables to their full and upright position. An attendant will be coming through the cabin to collect the used condoms.
Sean K - Apr 05, 2005 9:34:12 am PDT #3250 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
That's totally cheating, isn't it?
In a sense, yes, but definitely lowers your risk of being arrested.
YES THIS! I suspect that the post-9/11 flight world makes it somewhat tougher, and ups the risks.
If there's a way to just pay to join the club, cheating it may be , but it counts in a way that having sex in Denver doesn't (to join the club, you need to be in the air, not just a mile above sea level, Aims....)
Though Jess does have a point about the creepiness of the pilot being right there.