And god forbid you get some sort of freaky pilot that's all, "No, we're not landing til she gets there."
Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?
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Aims - Apr 05, 2005 9:32:39 am PDT #3246 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
msbelle - Apr 05, 2005 9:32:44 am PDT #3247 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
so, it's a nice day here. Really lovely. First day it really feels like spring.
Also? puppies are cute and cats do funny things.
§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 9:33:14 am PDT #3248 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
but definitely lowers your risk of being arrested.
Well, yeah, but where's the rush? Is there really some perk to having sex in the air other than the fact you're being sneaky and illicit?
Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 9:33:46 am PDT #3249 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yeah, exactly. The whole, "Hi! You ready to have sex now? You have 45 minutes left! Enjoy!!!" thing is creepifying.
This is your captain speaking. We are ready to begin our descent into Atlanta, so please zip up and return your seatbacks and tray tables to their full and upright position. An attendant will be coming through the cabin to collect the used condoms.
Sean K - Apr 05, 2005 9:34:12 am PDT #3250 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
That's totally cheating, isn't it?
In a sense, yes, but definitely lowers your risk of being arrested.
YES THIS! I suspect that the post-9/11 flight world makes it somewhat tougher, and ups the risks.
If there's a way to just pay to join the club, cheating it may be , but it counts in a way that having sex in Denver doesn't (to join the club, you need to be in the air, not just a mile above sea level, Aims....)
Though Jess does have a point about the creepiness of the pilot being right there.
JohnSweden - Apr 05, 2005 9:34:13 am PDT #3251 of 10001
I can't even.
Remember the Monk episode where he brought in those blood/bodily fluid scanners to check out the hotel room?
No, but I will remember it forever now, even without seeing the ep.
Oh, and the NASA logo sheets? I'm totally keeping those. Although I'd probably launder them.
Lee - Apr 05, 2005 9:34:18 am PDT #3252 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
"Hi! You ready to have sex now? You have 45 minutes left! Enjoy!!!"
This is your pilot speaking. We are making our final descent, so please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are in their upright and locked position, put your penis away, and make sure your seatbelts are securely fastened.
eta: Highfives Jessica, blames the cat for the delayed xpost.
sarameg - Apr 05, 2005 9:34:57 am PDT #3253 of 10001
I have to admit, CSI, factually accurate or not, has made me way way way more germ/ick creeped about hotels and whatnot. Now mind you, I've very much of the if I can't see it or smell it and it can't kill me, I don't care school of grime avoidance. Rationally. I really just have to not think about it. Because that way screaming and skin crawling lies.
Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 9:35:35 am PDT #3254 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Slap my hand now!
Dana - Apr 05, 2005 9:35:52 am PDT #3255 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
(to join the club, you need to be in the air, not just a mile above sea level, Aims....)
Consistently? You can't just jump? A lot?