Yeah, exactly. The whole, "Hi! You ready to have sex now? You have 45 minutes left! Enjoy!!!" thing is creepifying.

This is your captain speaking. We are ready to begin our descent into Atlanta, so please zip up and return your seatbacks and tray tables to their full and upright position. An attendant will be coming through the cabin to collect the used condoms.

That's totally cheating, isn't it?

In a sense, yes, but definitely lowers your risk of being arrested.

YES THIS! I suspect that the post-9/11 flight world makes it somewhat tougher, and ups the risks.

If there's a way to just pay to join the club, cheating it may be , but it counts in a way that having sex in Denver doesn't (to join the club, you need to be in the air, not just a mile above sea level, Aims....)

Though Jess does have a point about the creepiness of the pilot being right there.

Remember the Monk episode where he brought in those blood/bodily fluid scanners to check out the hotel room?

No, but I will remember it forever now, even without seeing the ep.

Oh, and the NASA logo sheets? I'm totally keeping those. Although I'd probably launder them.

"Hi! You ready to have sex now? You have 45 minutes left! Enjoy!!!"

This is your pilot speaking. We are making our final descent, so please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are in their upright and locked position, put your penis away, and make sure your seatbelts are securely fastened.

eta: Highfives Jessica, blames the cat for the delayed xpost.

I have to admit, CSI, factually accurate or not, has made me way way way more germ/ick creeped about hotels and whatnot. Now mind you, I've very much of the if I can't see it or smell it and it can't kill me, I don't care school of grime avoidance. Rationally. I really just have to not think about it. Because that way screaming and skin crawling lies.

Slap my hand now!

(to join the club, you need to be in the air, not just a mile above sea level, Aims....)

Consistently? You can't just jump? A lot?

I cleaned hotel rooms when I was younger. The sheets are fine. It's the comforter you really want to not touch your bare skin. IJS.

Good evening. This is your pilot Prince speaking.
U r flying aboard the Seduction 747
And this plane is fully equipped with anything your body desires

If 4 any reason there is a loss in cabin pressure
I will automatically drop down 2 apply more
2 activate the flow of excitement
Extinguish all clothing materials and pull my body close 2 yours
Place my lips over your mouth, and kiss, kiss, normally
In the event there is overexcitement
Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device

We ask that U please observe the "No Letting Go" sign
I anticipate a few turbulence along the way

We r now making our final approach 2 Satisfaction
Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips
Into the upright and locked position
4 landing -- Can U feel it? Can U feel it?

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Welcome 2 Satisfaction
Please remain awake until the aircraft has come 2 a complete stop
Thank U 4 flying Prince International
Remember, next time U fly, fly the International Lover

View from the cockpit with the curtains open

Not only is the pilot right there, he's seperated from you by a curtain.

Um, no. Unless the pilot is hot and you have a voyeurism thing or you're both deaf mutes.