but definitely lowers your risk of being arrested.
Well, yeah, but where's the rush? Is there really some perk to having sex in the air other than the fact you're being sneaky and illicit?
On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 9:33:14 am PDT #3248 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 9:33:46 am PDT #3249 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yeah, exactly. The whole, "Hi! You ready to have sex now? You have 45 minutes left! Enjoy!!!" thing is creepifying.
This is your captain speaking. We are ready to begin our descent into Atlanta, so please zip up and return your seatbacks and tray tables to their full and upright position. An attendant will be coming through the cabin to collect the used condoms.
Sean K - Apr 05, 2005 9:34:12 am PDT #3250 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
That's totally cheating, isn't it?
In a sense, yes, but definitely lowers your risk of being arrested.
YES THIS! I suspect that the post-9/11 flight world makes it somewhat tougher, and ups the risks.
If there's a way to just pay to join the club, cheating it may be , but it counts in a way that having sex in Denver doesn't (to join the club, you need to be in the air, not just a mile above sea level, Aims....)
Though Jess does have a point about the creepiness of the pilot being right there.
JohnSweden - Apr 05, 2005 9:34:13 am PDT #3251 of 10001
I can't even.
Remember the Monk episode where he brought in those blood/bodily fluid scanners to check out the hotel room?
No, but I will remember it forever now, even without seeing the ep.
Oh, and the NASA logo sheets? I'm totally keeping those. Although I'd probably launder them.
Lee - Apr 05, 2005 9:34:18 am PDT #3252 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
"Hi! You ready to have sex now? You have 45 minutes left! Enjoy!!!"
This is your pilot speaking. We are making our final descent, so please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are in their upright and locked position, put your penis away, and make sure your seatbelts are securely fastened.
eta: Highfives Jessica, blames the cat for the delayed xpost.
sarameg - Apr 05, 2005 9:34:57 am PDT #3253 of 10001
I have to admit, CSI, factually accurate or not, has made me way way way more germ/ick creeped about hotels and whatnot. Now mind you, I've very much of the if I can't see it or smell it and it can't kill me, I don't care school of grime avoidance. Rationally. I really just have to not think about it. Because that way screaming and skin crawling lies.
Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 9:35:35 am PDT #3254 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Slap my hand now!
Dana - Apr 05, 2005 9:35:52 am PDT #3255 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
(to join the club, you need to be in the air, not just a mile above sea level, Aims....)
Consistently? You can't just jump? A lot?
Pix - Apr 05, 2005 9:35:58 am PDT #3256 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
I cleaned hotel rooms when I was younger. The sheets are fine. It's the comforter you really want to not touch your bare skin. IJS.
§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 9:36:19 am PDT #3257 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Good evening. This is your pilot Prince speaking.
U r flying aboard the Seduction 747
And this plane is fully equipped with anything your body desires
If 4 any reason there is a loss in cabin pressure
I will automatically drop down 2 apply more
2 activate the flow of excitement
Extinguish all clothing materials and pull my body close 2 yours
Place my lips over your mouth, and kiss, kiss, normally
In the event there is overexcitement
Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
We ask that U please observe the "No Letting Go" sign
I anticipate a few turbulence along the way
We r now making our final approach 2 Satisfaction
Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips
Into the upright and locked position
4 landing -- Can U feel it? Can U feel it?
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Welcome 2 Satisfaction
Please remain awake until the aircraft has come 2 a complete stop
Thank U 4 flying Prince International
Remember, next time U fly, fly the International Lover