Also Armageddon! You can't argue with Armageddon! .
Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video
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Jim - Apr 08, 2005 7:44:37 am PDT #1600 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!
JZ - Apr 08, 2005 7:45:00 am PDT #1601 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
watching it in a San Francisco theater
You weasel! Sneaking into San Francisco at some dim point in the distant past, running around watching movies and eating food and all that crazy shit when none of us had any idea who you were! I am FURIOUS. I haven't been so angry since I found out that tommyrot lived in SF for, like, years and we missed out on him.
Admittedly, primarily because it was so long ago that there was as yet no "we" Buffistishly speaking, but nevertheless. I feel retroactively snubbed.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 08, 2005 7:45:35 am PDT #1602 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Also Armageddon! You can't argue with Armageddon! .
That's it - Jim gets the Clockwork Orange treatment with the animal cracker scene on endless loop.
Polter-Cow - Apr 08, 2005 7:46:27 am PDT #1603 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
You weasel! Sneaking into San Francisco at some dim point in the distant past, running around watching movies and eating food and all that crazy shit when none of us had any idea who you were! I am FURIOUS. I haven't been so angry since I found out that tommyrot lived in SF for, like, years and we missed out on him.
I spent more summers in San Francisco than I can even remember. You do know I was born there and still have family there, right? And I was just there, like, the summer of 2003?
Alicia K - Apr 08, 2005 7:48:28 am PDT #1604 of 10002
Uncertainty could be our guiding light.
I watched Cannibal: The Musical last night. It was very bizarre and really oddball, and I think I liked it. There were two jokes in the last five minutes that I laughed out loud at; the rest just kind of had me smiling in bemusement.
JZ - Apr 08, 2005 7:48:30 am PDT #1605 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Oooooh you taunty self-withholdy not-visiting-since-becoming-a-Buffista rat-bastard!
shakes not-wee fist
Jim - Apr 08, 2005 7:48:37 am PDT #1606 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!
THAT SCENE IS POETRY!
Aims - Apr 08, 2005 7:49:03 am PDT #1607 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Bad Adolescent Poetry.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 08, 2005 7:51:54 am PDT #1608 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I watched Cannibal: The Musical last night. It was very bizarre and really oddball, and I think I liked it. There were two jokes in the last five minutes that I laughed out loud at; the rest just kind of had me smiling in bemusement.
You need to watch the commentary on that. Far, FAR funnier than the movie itself (as Parker, Stone and friends consume a bottle of scotch during the process - I guess they pulled the same thing for ORGAZMO).
Bad Adolescent Poetry.
Which is an insult to bad adolescents.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 08, 2005 7:53:05 am PDT #1609 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Also, I've decided to alternate that scene with the "You're like sand" scene from SEND IN THE CLONES for Jim's punishment.