THAT SCENE IS POETRY!
Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video
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Bad Adolescent Poetry.
I watched Cannibal: The Musical last night. It was very bizarre and really oddball, and I think I liked it. There were two jokes in the last five minutes that I laughed out loud at; the rest just kind of had me smiling in bemusement.
You need to watch the commentary on that. Far, FAR funnier than the movie itself (as Parker, Stone and friends consume a bottle of scotch during the process - I guess they pulled the same thing for ORGAZMO).
Bad Adolescent Poetry.
Which is an insult to bad adolescents.
Also, I've decided to alternate that scene with the "You're like sand" scene from SEND IN THE CLONES for Jim's punishment.
You weasel! Sneaking into San Francisco at some dim point in the distant past, running around watching movies and eating food and all that crazy shit when none of us had any idea who you were! I am FURIOUS. I haven't been so angry since I found out that tommyrot lived in SF for, like, years and we missed out on him.
Admittedly, primarily because it was so long ago that there was as yet no "we" Buffistishly speaking, but nevertheless. I feel retroactively snubbed.
Sometimes I suspect that JZ has gotten into the sugar again.
You can't argue with Armageddon!
This is like that egg thing, with Columbus, isn't it? Columbus shows all these scholars how to balance a boiled egg on one end (not on an equinox), by crushing that end of the shell, and they're all like, "Well of course, I could have done that!" And he is like, "Yeah, because I just showed you, you shmucks."
Now that one person has argued with Armageddon, now everybody will jump on the bandwagon of Michael Bay hate.
Wait, you mean that already happened??
Two things - bringin' more Fifth Element love. One of my all-time-favourite movies (right up there with Moulin Rouge, 'smatter of fact); plus, Drunken Cannibal is a must. ;-D
Oh! Yes, Orgazmo arrived a few days ago. Wee-haaa!
"Jesus and I love you."
"Jesus and I love you, too."
ita doesn't like Die Hard?
You are dead to me, missy! What is WRONG with you?!
Shoot the glass!
I was watching Top Gun the other day. Some questions: is there a more iconic movie of the 80s? I can't think of one. I also can't believe how many lines of that movie are ingrained into my brain. Another question: when was the last time you played a random game of volleyball? Who does that, like, ever, (outside of college)?
One of my all-time-favourite movies (right up there with Moulin Rouge, 'smatter of fact
You have good taste.
when was the last time you played a random game of volleyball?
More to the point, did you grease up your enormous man-breasts before you headed outside to play?