Also Armageddon! You can't argue with Armageddon! .
That's it - Jim gets the Clockwork Orange treatment with the animal cracker scene on endless loop.
You got all kinds of learnin' and you made me look the fool without tryin', and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's 'cause I got people with me. People who trust each other, who do for each other, and ain't always lookin' for the advantage.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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Frankenbuddha - Apr 08, 2005 7:45:35 am PDT #1602 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Polter-Cow - Apr 08, 2005 7:46:27 am PDT #1603 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
You weasel! Sneaking into San Francisco at some dim point in the distant past, running around watching movies and eating food and all that crazy shit when none of us had any idea who you were! I am FURIOUS. I haven't been so angry since I found out that tommyrot lived in SF for, like, years and we missed out on him.
I spent more summers in San Francisco than I can even remember. You do know I was born there and still have family there, right? And I was just there, like, the summer of 2003?
Alicia K - Apr 08, 2005 7:48:28 am PDT #1604 of 10002
Uncertainty could be our guiding light.
I watched Cannibal: The Musical last night. It was very bizarre and really oddball, and I think I liked it. There were two jokes in the last five minutes that I laughed out loud at; the rest just kind of had me smiling in bemusement.
JZ - Apr 08, 2005 7:48:30 am PDT #1605 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Oooooh you taunty self-withholdy not-visiting-since-becoming-a-Buffista rat-bastard!
shakes not-wee fist
Jim - Apr 08, 2005 7:48:37 am PDT #1606 of 10002
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!
THAT SCENE IS POETRY!
Aims - Apr 08, 2005 7:49:03 am PDT #1607 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Bad Adolescent Poetry.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 08, 2005 7:51:54 am PDT #1608 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I watched Cannibal: The Musical last night. It was very bizarre and really oddball, and I think I liked it. There were two jokes in the last five minutes that I laughed out loud at; the rest just kind of had me smiling in bemusement.
You need to watch the commentary on that. Far, FAR funnier than the movie itself (as Parker, Stone and friends consume a bottle of scotch during the process - I guess they pulled the same thing for ORGAZMO).
Bad Adolescent Poetry.
Which is an insult to bad adolescents.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 08, 2005 7:53:05 am PDT #1609 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Also, I've decided to alternate that scene with the "You're like sand" scene from SEND IN THE CLONES for Jim's punishment.
Steph L. - Apr 08, 2005 7:54:00 am PDT #1610 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
You weasel! Sneaking into San Francisco at some dim point in the distant past, running around watching movies and eating food and all that crazy shit when none of us had any idea who you were! I am FURIOUS. I haven't been so angry since I found out that tommyrot lived in SF for, like, years and we missed out on him.
Admittedly, primarily because it was so long ago that there was as yet no "we" Buffistishly speaking, but nevertheless. I feel retroactively snubbed.
Sometimes I suspect that JZ has gotten into the sugar again.
Nutty - Apr 08, 2005 7:54:22 am PDT #1611 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
You can't argue with Armageddon!
This is like that egg thing, with Columbus, isn't it? Columbus shows all these scholars how to balance a boiled egg on one end (not on an equinox), by crushing that end of the shell, and they're all like, "Well of course, I could have done that!" And he is like, "Yeah, because I just showed you, you shmucks."
Now that one person has argued with Armageddon, now everybody will jump on the bandwagon of Michael Bay hate.
Wait, you mean that already happened??