You weasel! Sneaking into San Francisco at some dim point in the distant past, running around watching movies and eating food and all that crazy shit when none of us had any idea who you were! I am FURIOUS. I haven't been so angry since I found out that tommyrot lived in SF for, like, years and we missed out on him.
I spent more summers in San Francisco than I can even remember. You do know I was born there and still have family there, right? And I was just there, like, the summer of 2003?
I watched Cannibal: The Musical last night. It was very bizarre and really oddball, and I think I liked it. There were two jokes in the last five minutes that I laughed out loud at; the rest just kind of had me smiling in bemusement.
Oooooh you taunty self-withholdy not-visiting-since-becoming-a-Buffista rat-bastard!
shakes not-wee fist
I watched Cannibal: The Musical last night. It was very bizarre and really oddball, and I think I liked it. There were two jokes in the last five minutes that I laughed out loud at; the rest just kind of had me smiling in bemusement.
You need to watch the commentary on that. Far, FAR funnier than the movie itself (as Parker, Stone and friends consume a bottle of scotch during the process - I guess they pulled the same thing for ORGAZMO).
Bad Adolescent Poetry.
Which is an insult to bad adolescents.
Also, I've decided to alternate that scene with the "You're like sand" scene from SEND IN THE CLONES for Jim's punishment.
You weasel! Sneaking into San Francisco at some dim point in the distant past, running around watching movies and eating food and all that crazy shit when none of us had any idea who you were! I am FURIOUS. I haven't been so angry since I found out that tommyrot lived in SF for, like, years and we missed out on him.
Admittedly, primarily because it was so long ago that there was as yet no "we" Buffistishly speaking, but nevertheless. I feel retroactively snubbed.
Sometimes I suspect that JZ has gotten into the sugar again.
You can't argue with Armageddon!
This is like that egg thing, with Columbus, isn't it? Columbus shows all these scholars how to balance a boiled egg on one end (not on an equinox), by crushing that end of the shell, and they're all like, "Well of course, I could have done that!" And he is like, "Yeah, because I just showed you, you shmucks."
Now that one person has argued with Armageddon, now everybody will jump on the bandwagon of Michael Bay hate.
Wait, you mean that already happened??
Two things - bringin' more Fifth Element love. One of my all-time-favourite movies (right up there with Moulin Rouge, 'smatter of fact); plus, Drunken Cannibal is a must. ;-D
Oh! Yes, Orgazmo arrived a few days ago. Wee-haaa!
"Jesus and I love you."
"Jesus and I love you, too."