You mean you never actually *flew* the plane?
Good heavens, no! I'm a chicken! The Royal Air Force doesn't let chickens behind the controls of a complex aircraft.
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You mean you never actually *flew* the plane?
Good heavens, no! I'm a chicken! The Royal Air Force doesn't let chickens behind the controls of a complex aircraft.
All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.
But, John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
I agree that they are perfectly horrid, but kill them and they should think themselves important.
Psychiatrist: Tell me, Harold, how many of these, eh, "suicides" have you performed?
Harold: An accurate number would be difficult to gauge.
Psychiatrist: Well, just give me a rough estimate.
Harold: A rough estimate? I'd say fifteen.
Psychiatrist: Fifteen?
Harold: That's a rough estimate.
Psychiatrist: Were they all done for your mother's benefit?
Harold: No. No, I would not say "benefit."
It's me!
Prove it!
You're a dick.
Okay.
Stomach of the week. Unemployed actor had frankfurter, french fries, alcohol, and sperm. Hell of a last supper, don't you think?
This is Ripley, last survivor of The Nostromo, signing off.
Snootch to the motherfuckin' nootch!
You're a dick.
Hee!
OT: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? [Pause] The same thing that happens to everything else.
Look to your heart, Charlie! Look to your heart!