When you spend enough time around the chemistry of desperation, you come to recognize the smell. One desperate element is combustible. More than one desperate element is lethal.
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video
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Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 11:58:03 am PST #1132 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Jars - Mar 24, 2005 11:58:36 am PST #1133 of 10002
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
Betsy HP - Mar 24, 2005 11:58:55 am PST #1134 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Being in love means never having to say you're sorry.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 11:59:25 am PST #1135 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
Try not to suck any cocks on your way through the parking lot!
Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 12:01:14 pm PST #1136 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Thirty-seven!!!???
Fred Pete - Mar 24, 2005 12:02:40 pm PST #1137 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
I've had two years to grow claws mother. Jungle red.
DavidS - Mar 24, 2005 12:04:03 pm PST #1138 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right.
Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 12:04:20 pm PST #1139 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
Hayden - Mar 24, 2005 12:08:24 pm PST #1140 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
God rest the souls of that poor family. Pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes.
Jars - Mar 24, 2005 12:08:53 pm PST #1141 of 10002
I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.