I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Kate P. - Mar 24, 2005 12:16:24 pm PST #1147 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Stomach of the week. Unemployed actor had frankfurter, french fries, alcohol, and sperm. Hell of a last supper, don't you think?


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 12:16:35 pm PST #1148 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is Ripley, last survivor of The Nostromo, signing off.


Steph L. - Mar 24, 2005 12:17:37 pm PST #1149 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Snootch to the motherfuckin' nootch!


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 12:18:08 pm PST #1150 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You're a dick.

Hee!

OT: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? [Pause] The same thing that happens to everything else.


KevinK - Mar 24, 2005 12:19:14 pm PST #1151 of 10002
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Look to your heart, Charlie! Look to your heart!


Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 12:19:45 pm PST #1152 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? [Pause] The same thing that happens to everything else.

See, you have so much better delivery on that line than Halle did, ita.


Fred Pete - Mar 24, 2005 12:21:25 pm PST #1153 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all.


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 12:22:13 pm PST #1154 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

See, you have so much better delivery on that line than Halle did, ita.

I'm working the eyeroll, that's why. Gotta have the eyeroll.

OT: Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.


Fred Pete - Mar 24, 2005 12:22:46 pm PST #1155 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

People? I ain't people. I am a shimmering, glowing star in the cinema firmament.


Atropa - Mar 24, 2005 12:22:48 pm PST #1156 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

It's not easy being banished. Take my buddy Bigfoot. When he was banished he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself "King Itchy".