Snootch to the motherfuckin' nootch!
Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
You're a dick.
Hee!
OT: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? [Pause] The same thing that happens to everything else.
Look to your heart, Charlie! Look to your heart!
Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? [Pause] The same thing that happens to everything else.
See, you have so much better delivery on that line than Halle did, ita.
If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all.
See, you have so much better delivery on that line than Halle did, ita.
I'm working the eyeroll, that's why. Gotta have the eyeroll.
OT: Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.
People? I ain't people. I am a shimmering, glowing star in the cinema firmament.
It's not easy being banished. Take my buddy Bigfoot. When he was banished he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself "King Itchy".
You think somebody would go to all the trouble to build this thing if you could just walk out?
Toad block!