River: You're not right, Early. You're not righteous. You've got issues. Early: No. Oh, yes, I could have that. You might have me figured out, then. Good job. I'm not 100%.

'Objects In Space'


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Kate P. - Mar 24, 2005 12:10:34 pm PST #1143 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.

But, John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.


Atropa - Mar 24, 2005 12:11:31 pm PST #1144 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I agree that they are perfectly horrid, but kill them and they should think themselves important.


Kate P. - Mar 24, 2005 12:12:50 pm PST #1145 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Psychiatrist: Tell me, Harold, how many of these, eh, "suicides" have you performed?

Harold: An accurate number would be difficult to gauge.

Psychiatrist: Well, just give me a rough estimate.

Harold: A rough estimate? I'd say fifteen.

Psychiatrist: Fifteen?

Harold: That's a rough estimate.

Psychiatrist: Were they all done for your mother's benefit?

Harold: No. No, I would not say "benefit."


Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 12:16:06 pm PST #1146 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

It's me!
Prove it!
You're a dick.
Okay.


Kate P. - Mar 24, 2005 12:16:24 pm PST #1147 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Stomach of the week. Unemployed actor had frankfurter, french fries, alcohol, and sperm. Hell of a last supper, don't you think?


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 12:16:35 pm PST #1148 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is Ripley, last survivor of The Nostromo, signing off.


Steph L. - Mar 24, 2005 12:17:37 pm PST #1149 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Snootch to the motherfuckin' nootch!


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 12:18:08 pm PST #1150 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You're a dick.

Hee!

OT: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? [Pause] The same thing that happens to everything else.


KevinK - Mar 24, 2005 12:19:14 pm PST #1151 of 10002
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Look to your heart, Charlie! Look to your heart!


Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 12:19:45 pm PST #1152 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? [Pause] The same thing that happens to everything else.

See, you have so much better delivery on that line than Halle did, ita.