You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
'Trash'
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Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 12:04:20 pm PST #1139 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
Hayden - Mar 24, 2005 12:08:24 pm PST #1140 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
God rest the souls of that poor family. Pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes.
Jars - Mar 24, 2005 12:08:53 pm PST #1141 of 10002
I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
DXMachina - Mar 24, 2005 12:09:09 pm PST #1142 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
You mean you never actually *flew* the plane?
Good heavens, no! I'm a chicken! The Royal Air Force doesn't let chickens behind the controls of a complex aircraft.
Kate P. - Mar 24, 2005 12:10:34 pm PST #1143 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.
But, John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Atropa - Mar 24, 2005 12:11:31 pm PST #1144 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I agree that they are perfectly horrid, but kill them and they should think themselves important.
Kate P. - Mar 24, 2005 12:12:50 pm PST #1145 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Psychiatrist: Tell me, Harold, how many of these, eh, "suicides" have you performed?
Harold: An accurate number would be difficult to gauge.
Psychiatrist: Well, just give me a rough estimate.
Harold: A rough estimate? I'd say fifteen.
Psychiatrist: Fifteen?
Harold: That's a rough estimate.
Psychiatrist: Were they all done for your mother's benefit?
Harold: No. No, I would not say "benefit."
Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 12:16:06 pm PST #1146 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
It's me!
Prove it!
You're a dick.
Okay.
Kate P. - Mar 24, 2005 12:16:24 pm PST #1147 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Stomach of the week. Unemployed actor had frankfurter, french fries, alcohol, and sperm. Hell of a last supper, don't you think?
§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 12:16:35 pm PST #1148 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
This is Ripley, last survivor of The Nostromo, signing off.