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juliana - Mar 22, 2005 7:46:56 am PST #9355 of 10002

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

We have two masseueses who come in once a month to give free 20-minute massages in the conference room. It's the best perk ever.

Damn. That may even be better than the weekly 90-minute yoga class at the Big Theater. Nope, the massage is better. Want the massage.....

Frankenbuddha - Mar 22, 2005 7:50:02 am PST #9356 of 10002

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

We have two masseueses who come in once a month to give free 20-minute massages in the conference room. It's the best perk ever.

DAMN. That IS a great perk.

§ ita § - Mar 22, 2005 7:50:19 am PST #9357 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hrmm. We get free Krispy Kremes once a month. I might actually prefer the donuts, since I'd rarely go into a KK myself, and I consider 60 minutes not long enough for a massage.

I'm a big old backrub ho.

msbelle - Mar 22, 2005 7:51:25 am PST #9358 of 10002

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

lori - insent.

Allyson - Mar 22, 2005 7:52:00 am PST #9359 of 10002

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I get tossed down the stairs once a week, and if I'm lucky, they'll stomp on my head and laugh at me.

Cashmere - Mar 22, 2005 7:56:13 am PST #9360 of 10002

Now tagless for your comfort.

I get slobbered on, chewed on, smacked in the head and peed on. I'm ready to trade jobs with Allyson.

§ ita § - Mar 22, 2005 7:58:40 am PST #9361 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm ready to trade jobs with Allyson.

For the Owen smiles, I might just trade you donuts.

msbelle - Mar 22, 2005 7:58:41 am PST #9362 of 10002

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I think you might have a lawsuit there, but I'm not sure.

I would like to start the fabulous office with on-site daycare on a sliding scale, cafeteria, casual Fridays, flex-time, on-site gym, free parking, transit checks, and tele-communiting available to all as needed.

§ ita § - Mar 22, 2005 7:59:18 am PST #9363 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would like to start the fabulous office with on-site daycare on a sliding scale, cafeteria, casual Fridays, flex-time, on-site gym, free parking, transit checks, and tele-communiting available to all as needed.

Make a place so cool, no one wants to tele-commute.

tommyrot - Mar 22, 2005 7:59:49 am PST #9364 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You can all relax - I found the ticket.

60 minutes is the bare minimum for a good massage, IMHO.

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