We have two masseueses who come in once a month to give free 20-minute massages in the conference room. It's the best perk ever.
DAMN. That IS a great perk.
I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.
Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 22, 2005 7:50:02 am PST #9356 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
§ ita § - Mar 22, 2005 7:50:19 am PST #9357 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hrmm. We get free Krispy Kremes once a month. I might actually prefer the donuts, since I'd rarely go into a KK myself, and I consider 60 minutes not long enough for a massage.
I'm a big old backrub ho.
msbelle - Mar 22, 2005 7:51:25 am PST #9358 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
lori - insent.
Allyson - Mar 22, 2005 7:52:00 am PST #9359 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I get tossed down the stairs once a week, and if I'm lucky, they'll stomp on my head and laugh at me.
Cashmere - Mar 22, 2005 7:56:13 am PST #9360 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
I get slobbered on, chewed on, smacked in the head and peed on. I'm ready to trade jobs with Allyson.
§ ita § - Mar 22, 2005 7:58:40 am PST #9361 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm ready to trade jobs with Allyson.
For the Owen smiles, I might just trade you donuts.
msbelle - Mar 22, 2005 7:58:41 am PST #9362 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I think you might have a lawsuit there, but I'm not sure.
I would like to start the fabulous office with on-site daycare on a sliding scale, cafeteria, casual Fridays, flex-time, on-site gym, free parking, transit checks, and tele-communiting available to all as needed.
§ ita § - Mar 22, 2005 7:59:18 am PST #9363 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I would like to start the fabulous office with on-site daycare on a sliding scale, cafeteria, casual Fridays, flex-time, on-site gym, free parking, transit checks, and tele-communiting available to all as needed.
Make a place so cool, no one wants to tele-commute.
tommyrot - Mar 22, 2005 7:59:49 am PST #9364 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You can all relax - I found the ticket.
60 minutes is the bare minimum for a good massage, IMHO.
Katie M - Mar 22, 2005 8:02:41 am PST #9365 of 10002
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
You just reminded me to sign up for mine on Friday, but alas, there was only a half-hour slot left. Wah! Will have to go without full-body.
I do suffer so.
(No, it isn't free, but it's $30 for an hour and frankly I think that's pretty good.)