I get slobbered on, chewed on, smacked in the head and peed on. I'm ready to trade jobs with Allyson.
Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...
Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Mar 22, 2005 7:56:13 am PST #9360 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
§ ita § - Mar 22, 2005 7:58:40 am PST #9361 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm ready to trade jobs with Allyson.
For the Owen smiles, I might just trade you donuts.
msbelle - Mar 22, 2005 7:58:41 am PST #9362 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I think you might have a lawsuit there, but I'm not sure.
I would like to start the fabulous office with on-site daycare on a sliding scale, cafeteria, casual Fridays, flex-time, on-site gym, free parking, transit checks, and tele-communiting available to all as needed.
§ ita § - Mar 22, 2005 7:59:18 am PST #9363 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I would like to start the fabulous office with on-site daycare on a sliding scale, cafeteria, casual Fridays, flex-time, on-site gym, free parking, transit checks, and tele-communiting available to all as needed.
Make a place so cool, no one wants to tele-commute.
tommyrot - Mar 22, 2005 7:59:49 am PST #9364 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You can all relax - I found the ticket.
60 minutes is the bare minimum for a good massage, IMHO.
Katie M - Mar 22, 2005 8:02:41 am PST #9365 of 10002
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
You just reminded me to sign up for mine on Friday, but alas, there was only a half-hour slot left. Wah! Will have to go without full-body.
I do suffer so.
(No, it isn't free, but it's $30 for an hour and frankly I think that's pretty good.)
Jesse - Mar 22, 2005 8:07:51 am PST #9366 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
We have two masseueses who come in once a month to give free 20-minute massages in the conference room. It's the best perk ever.
Man, that's hot. And 20 minutes is short enough that I'd be able to go back to work after, but still get something out of it.
§ ita § - Mar 22, 2005 8:09:06 am PST #9367 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If someone stopped massaging me after 20 minutes, I'd feel near duty-bound to kill them.
DavidS - Mar 22, 2005 8:09:27 am PST #9368 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
cafeteria
Make sure it's got a hofbrau carving station and I'm in. They had this at the Fed when I worked there. Roasted lamb sandwiches with au jus gravy. Guh.
Jars - Mar 22, 2005 8:10:51 am PST #9369 of 10002
I've been known to go into work still wearing my pajamas. It's nice.
The other side of that particuar coin is the lack of clean drinking water and danger of Tetanis and bubonic plague.
I would really, really appreciate the masseuse thing. Wheelbarrows full of muck can have a terrible effect on the back, perhaps unsurprisingly.