God gave Terri Schiavo irreparable brain-damage so that Tom DeLay could stay on as the leader of the House.
Huh. No wonder I scored as a Satanist on that religion quiz.
Our office is officially business casual, but in practice, it's casual-casual unless the bigwigs from London are in town or I'm covering reception.
In other office news, we were just told that this Thursday will be the last massage day until the renovations are done, sometime in June or July. This is most unpleasant news.
Oh, and anyone looking for an NYC-based internship? Must have people skills.
Massage day?
We have two masseueses who come in once a month to give free 20-minute massages in the conference room. It's the best perk ever.
We have two masseueses who come in once a month to give free 20-minute massages in the conference room. It's the best perk ever.
Damn. That may even be better than the weekly 90-minute yoga class at the Big Theater. Nope, the massage is better. Want the massage.....
We have two masseueses who come in once a month to give free 20-minute massages in the conference room. It's the best perk ever.
DAMN. That IS a great perk.
Hrmm. We get free Krispy Kremes once a month. I might actually prefer the donuts, since I'd rarely go into a KK myself, and I consider 60 minutes not long enough for a massage.
I'm a big old backrub ho.
I get tossed down the stairs once a week, and if I'm lucky, they'll stomp on my head and laugh at me.
I get slobbered on, chewed on, smacked in the head and peed on. I'm ready to trade jobs with Allyson.