Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?

'War Stories'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Mar 18, 2005 5:29:13 am PST #8541 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

They gave free bagels to the IT department this morning, but by the time I got to work, they were gone. Friggin' vultures.

Whenever I get a bagel, I always specify "just a little cream cheese", but they never listen, and they put a quarter inch slab on it, and I end up having to scrape most of it off.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 5:30:19 am PST #8542 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And the only way that I've found around that w/r/t multivitamins is to get Flintstones chewables with iron.

The Solar-ray vitamins I got have no iron, and I only noticed after I'd opened it. I can't swear for the nutritive value of my food (other than fibre and vitamin C), so I'm drawn to pills with the impressive numbers. Or that make my pee glow in the dark.

but not being chatty.

That's the best. At my crap sushi place I can tell her "california rolls and chicken teriyaki" and she translates it to "Lunch special, no salad, no soup, california rolls and chicken teriyaki." Sometimes I let her ask me what I want to drink. But she never gets up in my business.


brenda m - Mar 18, 2005 5:31:28 am PST #8543 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Dude, you're a reporter, you don't have to spin, it's okay to just report.

I think there's a law against that now.


tommyrot - Mar 18, 2005 5:36:28 am PST #8544 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Star of new NBC pilot: Jesus

BURBANK, California (Reuters) -- NBC, praying for new hits as it weathers a post-"Friends" ratings slump, may soon be bringing Jesus to prime time -- not as a biblical miracle worker, but as a modern-day private savior for a pill-popping priest.

I have an idea for a sitcom: Jesus, Elvis and Hitler are roomates. In the pilot, Elvis gets drunk and shoots the TV, and Jesus lays his hands on the TV and fixes it. In the next episode, Jesus serves fish for dinner, and Hitler (a vegetarian) gets mad.


beth b - Mar 18, 2005 5:37:55 am PST #8545 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

food talk

budget talk

oooo coffee


msbelle - Mar 18, 2005 5:47:31 am PST #8546 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Tom is the anti-me wrt to cream cheese. I like it close to 1/4 inch. Tom, I could direct you to a few places that are skippy with the cheese - most places in midtown actually.

I just started taking a multi-vitamin and re-taking my calcium pills. I take the multi in the mornings and the calcium at night, so I guess I did it right by dumbluck.


beth b - Mar 18, 2005 5:49:26 am PST #8547 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I take a multi vitiamin in the am - bcause there are csome thing I just don't get enough of . ( according to fitday )


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 5:49:31 am PST #8548 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So, coffee talk?


Thomash - Mar 18, 2005 6:25:44 am PST #8549 of 10002
I have a plan.

I have an idea for a sitcom: Jesus, Elvis and Hitler are roomates. In the pilot, Elvis gets drunk and shoots the TV, and Jesus lays his hands on the TV and fixes it. In the next episode, Jesus serves fish for dinner, and Hitler (a vegetarian) gets mad.

But Hitler has no sense of comic timing.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 6:30:09 am PST #8550 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But Hitler has no sense of comic timing.

And you think Elvis does? Have you SEEN any of his movies?

However, Jesus is way cool.