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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Mar 18, 2005 5:31:28 am PST #8543 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Dude, you're a reporter, you don't have to spin, it's okay to just report.

I think there's a law against that now.


tommyrot - Mar 18, 2005 5:36:28 am PST #8544 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Star of new NBC pilot: Jesus

BURBANK, California (Reuters) -- NBC, praying for new hits as it weathers a post-"Friends" ratings slump, may soon be bringing Jesus to prime time -- not as a biblical miracle worker, but as a modern-day private savior for a pill-popping priest.

I have an idea for a sitcom: Jesus, Elvis and Hitler are roomates. In the pilot, Elvis gets drunk and shoots the TV, and Jesus lays his hands on the TV and fixes it. In the next episode, Jesus serves fish for dinner, and Hitler (a vegetarian) gets mad.


beth b - Mar 18, 2005 5:37:55 am PST #8545 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

food talk

budget talk

oooo coffee


msbelle - Mar 18, 2005 5:47:31 am PST #8546 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Tom is the anti-me wrt to cream cheese. I like it close to 1/4 inch. Tom, I could direct you to a few places that are skippy with the cheese - most places in midtown actually.

I just started taking a multi-vitamin and re-taking my calcium pills. I take the multi in the mornings and the calcium at night, so I guess I did it right by dumbluck.


beth b - Mar 18, 2005 5:49:26 am PST #8547 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I take a multi vitiamin in the am - bcause there are csome thing I just don't get enough of . ( according to fitday )


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 5:49:31 am PST #8548 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So, coffee talk?


Thomash - Mar 18, 2005 6:25:44 am PST #8549 of 10002
I have a plan.

I have an idea for a sitcom: Jesus, Elvis and Hitler are roomates. In the pilot, Elvis gets drunk and shoots the TV, and Jesus lays his hands on the TV and fixes it. In the next episode, Jesus serves fish for dinner, and Hitler (a vegetarian) gets mad.

But Hitler has no sense of comic timing.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 6:30:09 am PST #8550 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But Hitler has no sense of comic timing.

And you think Elvis does? Have you SEEN any of his movies?

However, Jesus is way cool.


DXMachina - Mar 18, 2005 6:30:49 am PST #8551 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

But Hitler has no sense of comic timing.

He's a terrific dancer, though. And a helluva painter. He can paint an entire apartment in one afternoon. Two coats!


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 6:32:41 am PST #8552 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

1 and 1 is 2, 2 and 2 is four, I feel so bad 'cause I'm LOSING the war...