Xander ,'The Killer In Me'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I have an idea for a sitcom: Jesus, Elvis and Hitler are roomates. In the pilot, Elvis gets drunk and shoots the TV, and Jesus lays his hands on the TV and fixes it. In the next episode, Jesus serves fish for dinner, and Hitler (a vegetarian) gets mad.
But Hitler has no sense of comic timing.
But Hitler has no sense of comic timing.
And you think Elvis does? Have you SEEN any of his movies?
However, Jesus is way cool.
But Hitler has no sense of comic timing.
He's a terrific dancer, though. And a helluva painter. He can paint an entire apartment in one afternoon. Two coats!
1 and 1 is 2, 2 and 2 is four, I feel so bad 'cause I'm LOSING the war...
However, Jesus is way cool.
Sure, but if Jesus comes back to star in a sitcom, there's all this revelations baggage he brings with him.
today=gorgeous. I wish it were 20 degrees warmer, but the sun coming in the window and lack of wind is nice.
However, Jesus is way cool.
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world.
Sure, but if Jesus comes back to star in a sitcom, there's all this revelations baggage he brings with him.
True, but he's got a fanbase you just can't ignore. And Elvise could do the theme song.
today=gorgeous. I wish it were 20 degrees warmer
I'll take not snowing myself. Which it isn't. Maybe a little on Sunday, but I don't think anything's going to stay around long, even if it's substantial at this point.
idly ponders memories of April Fools storm
However, Jesus is way cool.
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines