Star of new NBC pilot: Jesus
BURBANK, California (Reuters) -- NBC, praying for new hits as it weathers a post-"Friends" ratings slump, may soon be bringing Jesus to prime time -- not as a biblical miracle worker, but as a modern-day private savior for a pill-popping priest.
I have an idea for a sitcom: Jesus, Elvis and Hitler are roomates. In the pilot, Elvis gets drunk and shoots the TV, and Jesus lays his hands on the TV and fixes it. In the next episode, Jesus serves fish for dinner, and Hitler (a vegetarian) gets mad.
Tom is the anti-me wrt to cream cheese. I like it close to 1/4 inch. Tom, I could direct you to a few places that are skippy with the cheese - most places in midtown actually.
I just started taking a multi-vitamin and re-taking my calcium pills. I take the multi in the mornings and the calcium at night, so I guess I did it right by dumbluck.
I take a multi vitiamin in the am - bcause there are csome thing I just don't get enough of . ( according to fitday )
I have an idea for a sitcom: Jesus, Elvis and Hitler are roomates. In the pilot, Elvis gets drunk and shoots the TV, and Jesus lays his hands on the TV and fixes it. In the next episode, Jesus serves fish for dinner, and Hitler (a vegetarian) gets mad.
But Hitler has no sense of comic timing.
But Hitler has no sense of comic timing.
And you think Elvis does? Have you SEEN any of his movies?
However, Jesus is way cool.
But Hitler has no sense of comic timing.
He's a terrific dancer, though. And a helluva painter. He can paint an entire apartment in one afternoon. Two coats!
1 and 1 is 2, 2 and 2 is four, I feel so bad 'cause I'm LOSING the war...
However, Jesus is way cool.
Sure, but if Jesus comes back to star in a sitcom, there's all this revelations baggage he brings with him.