JUST EAT A FRELLING MUFFIN, WHITEY!
This may just possibly be the funniest and most useful thing ever said.
Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Mar 14, 2005 3:14:00 pm PST #7317 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 3:18:52 pm PST #7318 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
My Farscape Season 2 DVDs did not arrive. Now "frelling" shows up to mock my misery.
Jesse - Mar 14, 2005 3:19:36 pm PST #7319 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Crap. I just remembered I'm supposed to be studying.
juliana - Mar 14, 2005 3:19:45 pm PST #7320 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I love this one:
PMM: Damn it! HANDS OFF MY BIG GAY PIRATE!!! WE HAVE BUCKLES TO SWASH!
Sue: In Johnny's case that would be buckles to swish.
And a classic Fay:
FayJay: Tyr - he's the jaw-droppingly beautiful man - I mean, head turning, rugby-tackle-him-reflexively- upon-first-sight-and-start-humping-his- unsuspecting-self-like-a-bitch-in-heat- before-you've-realised-that-you're-in-the- middle-of-a-cocktail-party-and-nobody-has- even-introduced-you-to-him-yet level of Beautiful? Yeah? (Although I suppose in those circumstances one could always beg cultural differences, and claim that in the UK it's called a CockTail party for a reason, and whoops, you mean this isn't an orgy, how dreadfully embarrassing, ho ho ho, could somebody possibly pass me an h'ors deuvre? And oh, look over there, a juggling elephant! - at which point you drag the man into the nearest possible closet with muttered offers of no-strings blowjobbage and get him naked as fast as humanly possible). 'Cause I don't watch Andromeda, but I happened across it this pm whilst frantically vaccuming the cat to avoid essay writing, and sweet weeping mother of God, he could make me give up girls entirely.
I don't understand how they ever get anything done on that ship, actually, because surely everyone's first thought upon waking must be: "Hmm, consciousness. Must go get Tyr naked and have hot monkey sex." Or possibly: "Hmm. consciousness. must go get Tyr naked and have hot monkey sex, and then punch the captain for being an irritating git." But apparently other stuff happens too?
JenP - Mar 14, 2005 3:24:01 pm PST #7321 of 10002
Decisions, decisions...
Dana: Mmm. Doughnuts. I could totally go for a doughnut. Or the still-beating heart of my idiot coworker.
erikaj - Mar 14, 2005 3:27:34 pm PST #7322 of 10002
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
It's weird how often I can make you laugh at my pain. Sadly, my streak still holds.
P.M. Marc - Mar 14, 2005 3:38:43 pm PST #7323 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Anyone remember the context of this?
Victor: Note for future: Image of David Fury jumping out of a cake wearing only a bow tie and a smile? Threadkiller.
It just managed to stop my train of (real life) conversation in its tracks.
Consuela - Mar 14, 2005 3:43:43 pm PST #7324 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Allyson is THE CUTEST.
t runs away in case Rio shows up to asscap me
Allyson - Mar 14, 2005 3:44:07 pm PST #7325 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I think it was my birthday, Plei.
Which is coming up soon! Have you all been saving for it, or have you been sending all your money to Jesse?
Frankenbuddha - Mar 14, 2005 3:45:58 pm PST #7326 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Heh, never buff-dived before. That's addictive. Found 3 quotes of mine in ten minutes. Sadly I must have been drunk when I posted one of them because what I meant to say came out backwards - now immortalized.