Man, this is exactly what I needed tonight. I had a ridiculously bad time at work, all things considered, to the point where I got a bottle of wine and a bag of Andy Capp's Hot Fries for dinner. But now? Things are looking up.

ita: I'm pretty sure we'll need to lose the slash.

My god, I can't believe I said that.

Heh heh heh...

Tim Minear: I've made fandom jokes in the past -- but my feeling is until you've walked a mile in my spock ears, you haven't earned the right.

Suddenly I'm feeling the problem with the funniest people living in the wrong time zones.

Ginger: Stuckeys was one of the first chains to be located along interstates, so people venturing for the first time to the wilds of Florida would stop at Stuckeys to use the bathroom and to buy pecan rolls, which are basically divinity rolled in pecans.

Miracleman: Baby Jesus rolls?

Hecubus: Only if you start him at the top of a hill.

Dude! I had a snappy rejoinder! That is so not my usual humor.

ita: DX has no beard anymore.

DXMachina: Just so we're clear, she means that I shaved my face.

Nutty: I mean, Jesus never threw Pontius Pilate down a flight of stairs.

It would have been kind of cool if he had done, but then we would not call him Prince of Peace.

erika j: The sign I was born under? Apparently "Next".

Tim Minear: Ayn Rand could DANCE like a motherfucker.

Heh. I found things I obviously wrote while I was unemployed.

I'm funnier when living on the edge of financial disaster.

ita: Hey, while you're at it, want to remind me that I only hurt people for fun? Not out of frustration?

Dana: ita, you only hurt people for fun. Using it to punish people would only cheapen it.