Well, I know commercial mayonnaise is made with pasteurized eggs, so it stands to reason that Caesar dressing would be too.
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Mar 10, 2005 11:34:11 am PST #5983 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 10, 2005 11:35:26 am PST #5984 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
All I can say is, those people who say they'll keep working at the same job after winning some humongous lottery must have jobs that provide free crack for them to smoke. If I won a big one, my non-relative co-workers would only see me in postcards from exotic vacation locales from that point forward.
I did not say, "Oh, here, let me risk my baby 3 weeks from the end of my pregnancy so you don't get your knickers in a twist. Bitch." I'm not sure how, either.
You SO should have. You could have blamed it on the hormones afterwards!
Betsy HP - Mar 10, 2005 11:37:52 am PST #5985 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
All I can say is, those people who say they'll keep working at the same job after winning some humongous lottery must have jobs that provide free crack for them to smoke.
I've had that kind of job. It was wonderful.
Jessica - Mar 10, 2005 11:38:55 am PST #5986 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Me too. And if I won the lottery, I'd quit my current job and go back to it. (Of course, I'd be my own boss this time 'round.)
Topic!Cindy - Mar 10, 2005 11:41:36 am PST #5987 of 10002
What is even happening?
You SO should have. You could have blamed it on the hormones afterwards!I know. Opportunity lost. My s-i-l threw a lawn chair at her brother (not dh) while she was pregnant, and totally got away with it.
All I can say is, those people who say they'll keep working at the same job after winning some humongous lottery must have jobs that provide free crack for them to smoke. If I won a big one, my non-relative co-workers would only see me in postcards from exotic vacation locales from that point forward.If the world was fair, those people wouldn't win the lottery.
Jessica - Mar 10, 2005 11:42:54 am PST #5988 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
If the world was fair, those people wouldn't win the lottery.
Right. Because all dream jobs pay a living wage.
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 11:43:36 am PST #5989 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If the world was fair, those people wouldn't win the lottery.
Hey now! Happy people need to be insanely rich too.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 10, 2005 11:44:31 am PST #5990 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I used to have one of those jobs, way back when. And I'd probably offer to do some freelance artwork for the company even if I were independently wealthy. But mornings would officially cease to exist for me.
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 11:44:31 am PST #5991 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Because all dream jobs pay a living wage.
t cue incomprehensible Citibank billboard
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 10, 2005 11:45:56 am PST #5992 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I wish those Citibank ads had a powerful enough effect to make me stop buying crap on my Citibank card.