I used to have one of those jobs, way back when. And I'd probably offer to do some freelance artwork for the company even if I were independently wealthy. But mornings would officially cease to exist for me.
You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.
Willow ,'Sleeper'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 10, 2005 11:44:31 am PST #5990 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 11:44:31 am PST #5991 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Because all dream jobs pay a living wage.
t cue incomprehensible Citibank billboard
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 10, 2005 11:45:56 am PST #5992 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I wish those Citibank ads had a powerful enough effect to make me stop buying crap on my Citibank card.
-t - Mar 10, 2005 11:46:03 am PST #5993 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I've never had a job I would keep if I won the lottery. I also don't play the lottery, so it all evens out.
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 11:50:50 am PST #5994 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Money only rents happiness, Citibank tells me.
Am I not entitled to happiness just because I can't afford a downpayment? Bastards.
Sean K - Mar 10, 2005 11:52:47 am PST #5995 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Willis, who turns 50 this month, and teen queen Lindsay Lohan, 18, enjoyed a mutual gropefest.
SQUICKY!
I want to win the lottery, just on general principles.
Like generally wanting to be rich.
-t - Mar 10, 2005 11:54:33 am PST #5996 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Citbank telling me that there's more to life than money makes me want to keep my money far away from them.
Jessica - Mar 10, 2005 11:55:55 am PST #5997 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Pretty much everything Citibank does makes me want to keep my money far far away from them, but they've got a lower required balance than everyone else, and many more ATMs. Plus, lazy.
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 11:57:18 am PST #5998 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Maybe those billboards weren't really put up by Citibank.
tommyrot - Mar 10, 2005 11:58:46 am PST #5999 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Maybe those billboards weren't really put up by Citibank.
You don't mean.... the Rah Rah Rah Yay Capitalism Club?