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Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 10, 2005 11:35:26 am PST #5984 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

All I can say is, those people who say they'll keep working at the same job after winning some humongous lottery must have jobs that provide free crack for them to smoke. If I won a big one, my non-relative co-workers would only see me in postcards from exotic vacation locales from that point forward.

I did not say, "Oh, here, let me risk my baby 3 weeks from the end of my pregnancy so you don't get your knickers in a twist. Bitch." I'm not sure how, either.

You SO should have. You could have blamed it on the hormones afterwards!

Betsy HP - Mar 10, 2005 11:37:52 am PST #5985 of 10002

If I only had a brain...

All I can say is, those people who say they'll keep working at the same job after winning some humongous lottery must have jobs that provide free crack for them to smoke.

I've had that kind of job. It was wonderful.

Jessica - Mar 10, 2005 11:38:55 am PST #5986 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Me too. And if I won the lottery, I'd quit my current job and go back to it. (Of course, I'd be my own boss this time 'round.)

Topic!Cindy - Mar 10, 2005 11:41:36 am PST #5987 of 10002

What is even happening?

You SO should have. You could have blamed it on the hormones afterwards!

I know. Opportunity lost. My s-i-l threw a lawn chair at her brother (not dh) while she was pregnant, and totally got away with it.

All I can say is, those people who say they'll keep working at the same job after winning some humongous lottery must have jobs that provide free crack for them to smoke. If I won a big one, my non-relative co-workers would only see me in postcards from exotic vacation locales from that point forward.

If the world was fair, those people wouldn't win the lottery.

Jessica - Mar 10, 2005 11:42:54 am PST #5988 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If the world was fair, those people wouldn't win the lottery.

Right. Because all dream jobs pay a living wage.

§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 11:43:36 am PST #5989 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If the world was fair, those people wouldn't win the lottery.

Hey now! Happy people need to be insanely rich too.

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 10, 2005 11:44:31 am PST #5990 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I used to have one of those jobs, way back when. And I'd probably offer to do some freelance artwork for the company even if I were independently wealthy. But mornings would officially cease to exist for me.

§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 11:44:31 am PST #5991 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Because all dream jobs pay a living wage.

t cue incomprehensible Citibank billboard

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 10, 2005 11:45:56 am PST #5992 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I wish those Citibank ads had a powerful enough effect to make me stop buying crap on my Citibank card.

-t - Mar 10, 2005 11:46:03 am PST #5993 of 10002

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I've never had a job I would keep if I won the lottery. I also don't play the lottery, so it all evens out.

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