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Topic!Cindy - Mar 10, 2005 11:41:36 am PST #5987 of 10002

What is even happening?

You SO should have. You could have blamed it on the hormones afterwards!

I know. Opportunity lost. My s-i-l threw a lawn chair at her brother (not dh) while she was pregnant, and totally got away with it.

All I can say is, those people who say they'll keep working at the same job after winning some humongous lottery must have jobs that provide free crack for them to smoke. If I won a big one, my non-relative co-workers would only see me in postcards from exotic vacation locales from that point forward.

If the world was fair, those people wouldn't win the lottery.

Jessica - Mar 10, 2005 11:42:54 am PST #5988 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If the world was fair, those people wouldn't win the lottery.

Right. Because all dream jobs pay a living wage.

§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 11:43:36 am PST #5989 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If the world was fair, those people wouldn't win the lottery.

Hey now! Happy people need to be insanely rich too.

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 10, 2005 11:44:31 am PST #5990 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I used to have one of those jobs, way back when. And I'd probably offer to do some freelance artwork for the company even if I were independently wealthy. But mornings would officially cease to exist for me.

§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 11:44:31 am PST #5991 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Because all dream jobs pay a living wage.

t cue incomprehensible Citibank billboard

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 10, 2005 11:45:56 am PST #5992 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I wish those Citibank ads had a powerful enough effect to make me stop buying crap on my Citibank card.

-t - Mar 10, 2005 11:46:03 am PST #5993 of 10002

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I've never had a job I would keep if I won the lottery. I also don't play the lottery, so it all evens out.

§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 11:50:50 am PST #5994 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Money only rents happiness, Citibank tells me.

Am I not entitled to happiness just because I can't afford a downpayment? Bastards.

Sean K - Mar 10, 2005 11:52:47 am PST #5995 of 10002

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Willis, who turns 50 this month, and teen queen Lindsay Lohan, 18, enjoyed a mutual gropefest.

SQUICKY!

I want to win the lottery, just on general principles.

Like generally wanting to be rich.

-t - Mar 10, 2005 11:54:33 am PST #5996 of 10002

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Citbank telling me that there's more to life than money makes me want to keep my money far away from them.

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