Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.

'Safe'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Mar 10, 2005 11:18:16 am PST #5979 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My gut feeling is that bottled Caesar dressings don't have raw egg in them (or have pasteurized raw egg), because they have to be shelf-stable, but I don't have any actual data to back that up.


shrift - Mar 10, 2005 11:25:02 am PST #5980 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

When I read the board in the morning now I'm always thinking, "Damn right Shrift, you tell 'em!" I used to think that she was making it up.

My uproarious laughter upon reading this would normally be me laughing with you rather than at you, but it's been one of those weeks where "I'm not your psychic friend! I cannot read your mind! Give me DETAILS, or I'm just gonna start sending you shit at random! Like They Might Be Giants MP3s! I'm Whistling in the Dark right now, AIFG!" and "They want WHAT?! By WHEN?! Did you laugh in their faces like I'm laughing in yours now?" not to mention "Coffee break?" "No, 'I Need to Be Dead' break." "Heh. You know you can't die on company time." "True, think of the paperwork."

In other words: I don't believe people have jobs they like going to every day. I think you're making it up.


Jesse - Mar 10, 2005 11:32:11 am PST #5981 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My gut feeling is that bottled Caesar dressings don't have raw egg in them (or have pasteurized raw egg), because they have to be shelf-stable, but I don't have any actual data to back that up.

Yeah, that's got to be right, doesn't it?


-t - Mar 10, 2005 11:33:15 am PST #5982 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Kraft appears to have no egg in the Caesar salad dressings for which there ar ingredients listed on-line. Anchovies, yes; eggs, no.


Jessica - Mar 10, 2005 11:34:11 am PST #5983 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Well, I know commercial mayonnaise is made with pasteurized eggs, so it stands to reason that Caesar dressing would be too.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 10, 2005 11:35:26 am PST #5984 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

All I can say is, those people who say they'll keep working at the same job after winning some humongous lottery must have jobs that provide free crack for them to smoke. If I won a big one, my non-relative co-workers would only see me in postcards from exotic vacation locales from that point forward.

I did not say, "Oh, here, let me risk my baby 3 weeks from the end of my pregnancy so you don't get your knickers in a twist. Bitch." I'm not sure how, either.

You SO should have. You could have blamed it on the hormones afterwards!


Betsy HP - Mar 10, 2005 11:37:52 am PST #5985 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

All I can say is, those people who say they'll keep working at the same job after winning some humongous lottery must have jobs that provide free crack for them to smoke.

I've had that kind of job. It was wonderful.


Jessica - Mar 10, 2005 11:38:55 am PST #5986 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Me too. And if I won the lottery, I'd quit my current job and go back to it. (Of course, I'd be my own boss this time 'round.)


Topic!Cindy - Mar 10, 2005 11:41:36 am PST #5987 of 10002
What is even happening?

You SO should have. You could have blamed it on the hormones afterwards!
I know. Opportunity lost. My s-i-l threw a lawn chair at her brother (not dh) while she was pregnant, and totally got away with it.
All I can say is, those people who say they'll keep working at the same job after winning some humongous lottery must have jobs that provide free crack for them to smoke. If I won a big one, my non-relative co-workers would only see me in postcards from exotic vacation locales from that point forward.
If the world was fair, those people wouldn't win the lottery.


Jessica - Mar 10, 2005 11:42:54 am PST #5988 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If the world was fair, those people wouldn't win the lottery.

Right. Because all dream jobs pay a living wage.