I get called away to a meeting and I miss all the line-dancing genitalia.
Ha-ha!
You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.
Willow ,'Sleeper'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2005 11:47:35 am PST #5213 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2005 11:54:14 am PST #5214 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION:
SANTA MARIA, Calif. - A boy who testified that Michael Jackson molested his brother acknowledged under cross-examination Tuesday that the pop star didn't show him a sex magazine that the prosecution introduced into evidence. The witness also said he lied under oath in a separate civil lawsuit.
Does the prosecution have any evidence besides the testimony of this family? 'Cuz if not, I don't see how they're gonna get a conviction.
Kathy A - Mar 08, 2005 11:55:21 am PST #5215 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
The only time I've ever been in a car doing donuts in the parking lot was when I was about 10, and my dad starting having fun after picking us up at swimming lessons. All the kids are shrieking with glee, and my mom's all "Karl, will you STOP THAT!!" while my dad was chuckling like a madman.
Dana - Mar 08, 2005 11:55:47 am PST #5216 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Oh, god, I'm weeping with laughter. What happens when you terrorize cats with a Roomba?
juliana - Mar 08, 2005 11:56:26 am PST #5217 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
What happens when you terrorize cats with a Roomba?
Isn't that hysterical, Dana? I desperately want a Roomba now.
msbelle - Mar 08, 2005 11:59:04 am PST #5218 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am not sure I ever did them. I wanted to do them though - most certainly. My highschool driving years were all about how fast I could go and how to make driving fun (thus the 2 wrecks and speeding tickets). I did spin off the road twice because of black ice and that was fun. Well it was fun because the road was empty and I was fine. basically spinning is fun and I didn't quite grasp the whole mortality thing while a teenager.
It's amazing anyone makes it to adulthood.
sarameg - Mar 08, 2005 12:03:33 pm PST #5219 of 10002
My fat cat would sit on one, I think.
Speaking of Pinky and the brain [link]
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My grandpa taught his kids to drive on snow and ice by taking them out to the middle of a frozen lake and leaving them there in the car with a cheerful "Don't come home until you quit slipping!"
It worked. I got parking lot practice in the mountains.
msbelle - Mar 08, 2005 12:05:22 pm PST #5220 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
best line from the roomba story
"Hobey is treed on top of the microwave, which is on top of the fridge, and is hiding, hilariously, behind…an avocado."
Sean K - Mar 08, 2005 12:06:31 pm PST #5221 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Does the prosecution have any evidence besides the testimony of this family? 'Cuz if not, I don't see how they're gonna get a conviction.
I'm starting to think that the prosecution is going to have happen to them what they're accusing Michael of doing to the kid.
Aims - Mar 08, 2005 12:07:04 pm PST #5222 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
An [alleged] good buggering?