Remember the homosexual necrophiliac duck? Someone won an Ig Nobel for researching the phenomenon.
Jayne: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. Complicated escape and rescue op. Wash: I was going to watch. It was very exciting.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
juliana - Mar 08, 2005 6:28:51 am PST #5022 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
shrift - Mar 08, 2005 6:33:16 am PST #5023 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I have a depressingly huge amount of work to do today. And yet, here I am, posting.
Dana - Mar 08, 2005 6:39:18 am PST #5024 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
The Handbook People called. They accepted my reasons for why the Handbook isn't done yet. Even more shockingly, I asked for information, and they sent it. Immediately.
I don't know if I should be reassured or a little scared.
brenda m - Mar 08, 2005 6:40:53 am PST #5025 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
They're toying with you Dana. This can't end well.
Or maybe you've gotten your Christmakkuh miracle. Yay!
DXMachina - Mar 08, 2005 6:42:18 am PST #5026 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
School is getting out at noon today due to snow.
Sort of ironic, because we've had nothing but rain here so far, which has pretty much melted all the old snow.
I have a depressingly huge amount of work to do today. And yet, here I am, posting.
Well, yeah. We've got homosexual duck necrophilia here. What's better than that?
Dana - Mar 08, 2005 6:46:31 am PST #5027 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
They're toying with you Dana. This can't end well.
That's what I think. Between this and the Handbook gaslighting me yesterday, I think it's a plot. A plot to get me to do work.
shrift - Mar 08, 2005 6:50:51 am PST #5028 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
We've got homosexual duck necrophilia here. What's better than that?
Well, the homosexual necrophiliac duck could answer my voicemail, for starters.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2005 6:52:49 am PST #5029 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, the homosexual necrophiliac duck could answer my voicemail, for starters.
"Aflac! Got any dead ducks?"
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Your search - "gay Aflac duck" - did not match any documents.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2005 6:54:56 am PST #5030 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Struggling to not laugh outloud....
His findings have provoked a lot of interest - especially in Britain for some reason - but no other recorded cases of duck necrophilia. However, Mr Moeliker was informed of an American case involving a squirrel and a dead partner, although in this case it is not known whether the necrophilia observed was homosexual or not as the victim had been run over by a truck shortly before the incident.
shrift - Mar 08, 2005 7:10:07 am PST #5031 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Suddenly I'm conflating the squirrel pancake necrophilia with Phill's window of cloudy squirrel-piss and the vile, watery despair of strawberry Yoo-Hoo.
I will never watch Rocky & Bullwinkle the same way again.