School is getting out at noon today due to snow.

Sort of ironic, because we've had nothing but rain here so far, which has pretty much melted all the old snow.

I have a depressingly huge amount of work to do today. And yet, here I am, posting.

Well, yeah. We've got homosexual duck necrophilia here. What's better than that?

They're toying with you Dana. This can't end well.

That's what I think. Between this and the Handbook gaslighting me yesterday, I think it's a plot. A plot to get me to do work.

We've got homosexual duck necrophilia here. What's better than that?

Well, the homosexual necrophiliac duck could answer my voicemail, for starters.

Well, the homosexual necrophiliac duck could answer my voicemail, for starters.

"Aflac! Got any dead ducks?"

eta:

Your search - "gay Aflac duck" - did not match any documents.

Struggling to not laugh outloud....

His findings have provoked a lot of interest - especially in Britain for some reason - but no other recorded cases of duck necrophilia. However, Mr Moeliker was informed of an American case involving a squirrel and a dead partner, although in this case it is not known whether the necrophilia observed was homosexual or not as the victim had been run over by a truck shortly before the incident.

Suddenly I'm conflating the squirrel pancake necrophilia with Phill's window of cloudy squirrel-piss and the vile, watery despair of strawberry Yoo-Hoo.

I will never watch Rocky & Bullwinkle the same way again.

Sort of ironic, because we've had nothing but rain here so far, which has pretty much melted all the old snow.

Yeah, here too. I guess they think the snow will hit us before the elementary kids would be getting home, so they aren't taking any chances. On the up-side, it does give me a conveniant out for the fact I hadn't finished giving writing feedback on my creative writing students' drafts I was supposed to hand back today.

I'm happy to. Give me six weeks or so.

Jesse is so mean.

That's her speciality. MEANNESS!

I am not mean. I just try not to promise what I can't deliver. What I am is taking a break, after doing nearly a FULL HOUR of work. Phew! Am also thinking about lunch.

snow here.

possibly best lunch ever - chicken nuggats with ranch dressing, tator tots, tapioca pudding.

Ooh, that does sound good. I was all excited to make chicken souvlaki at home, but the only chicken I had in the freezer was a whole breast, and it's not thawed yet. I like it better when I cut up the chix BEFORE freezing it, der.

So maybe pizza.