Well, the homosexual necrophiliac duck could answer my voicemail, for starters.
"Aflac! Got any dead ducks?"
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Please...Wesley...why can't I stay?
Fred ,'A Hole in the World'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2005 6:52:49 am PST #5029 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2005 6:54:56 am PST #5030 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Struggling to not laugh outloud....
His findings have provoked a lot of interest - especially in Britain for some reason - but no other recorded cases of duck necrophilia. However, Mr Moeliker was informed of an American case involving a squirrel and a dead partner, although in this case it is not known whether the necrophilia observed was homosexual or not as the victim had been run over by a truck shortly before the incident.
shrift - Mar 08, 2005 7:10:07 am PST #5031 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Suddenly I'm conflating the squirrel pancake necrophilia with Phill's window of cloudy squirrel-piss and the vile, watery despair of strawberry Yoo-Hoo.
I will never watch Rocky & Bullwinkle the same way again.
Pix - Mar 08, 2005 7:11:47 am PST #5032 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
Sort of ironic, because we've had nothing but rain here so far, which has pretty much melted all the old snow.
Yeah, here too. I guess they think the snow will hit us before the elementary kids would be getting home, so they aren't taking any chances. On the up-side, it does give me a conveniant out for the fact I hadn't finished giving writing feedback on my creative writing students' drafts I was supposed to hand back today.
I'm happy to. Give me six weeks or so.
Jesse is so mean.
That's her speciality. MEANNESS!
Jesse - Mar 08, 2005 7:21:48 am PST #5033 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am not mean. I just try not to promise what I can't deliver. What I am is taking a break, after doing nearly a FULL HOUR of work. Phew! Am also thinking about lunch.
msbelle - Mar 08, 2005 7:26:10 am PST #5034 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
snow here.
possibly best lunch ever - chicken nuggats with ranch dressing, tator tots, tapioca pudding.
Jesse - Mar 08, 2005 7:29:25 am PST #5035 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ooh, that does sound good. I was all excited to make chicken souvlaki at home, but the only chicken I had in the freezer was a whole breast, and it's not thawed yet. I like it better when I cut up the chix BEFORE freezing it, der.
So maybe pizza.
Pix - Mar 08, 2005 7:30:26 am PST #5036 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
I am not mean. I just try not to promise what I can't deliver.
Practical...mean...whatever.
Vortex - Mar 08, 2005 7:30:33 am PST #5037 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
ugh. must go out into the snow to achieve sustenance. it seems to have calmed down a bit, so off i go.
brenda m - Mar 08, 2005 7:30:54 am PST #5038 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Hating msbelle now. My lunch will not live up to the standard she's set.