And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Maria - Mar 04, 2005 9:00:55 am PST #4031 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Where in space will the penguins be located?

Now I'm earwormed with the Muppet Show skit "Pigs in Space."

What, you say? Yes my brain works in strange and nonsensical ways.


DXMachina - Mar 04, 2005 9:00:56 am PST #4032 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Do any of the space penguins attend church regularly?


Vortex - Mar 04, 2005 9:01:11 am PST #4033 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Make that crusty bread and yum yum. I suppose this means I have to go to Baltimore to get it, 'cause I got nuthin' around here that fits the bill.

MFN, do you have a Corner Bakery near you? their tomato Mozz sandwich doesn't suck


Calli - Mar 04, 2005 9:01:20 am PST #4034 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Do any of the penguins have plans to run for office, post space-flight?


sarameg - Mar 04, 2005 9:01:22 am PST #4035 of 10002

I suppose this means I have to go to Baltimore to get it, 'cause I got nuthin' around here that fits the bill.

Heh. It's just my workplace caf. Which has gone decidedly upscale. But I think they are closed for the day now, unfortunately.

But if you went to B'more, you could go to Paper Moon and get one of their veggie sandwiches.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2005 9:01:45 am PST #4036 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Where in space will the penguins be located?

At first they'll be in low earth orbit on training missions. Later some will move to the Earth-moon L1 Lagrange point, as this makes it easier to travel to the moon or other planets.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2005 9:03:53 am PST #4037 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How will penguins have to be modified to survive in space?

At first penguins will be unmodified and wear space suits. Later, some will have their DNA altered so they'll have thick skin and won't need space suits. This will prove very controversial, and will in fact be responsible for several wars fought on earth.


Sue - Mar 04, 2005 9:05:33 am PST #4038 of 10002
hip deep in pie

This cracks me up. Look at this: [link]

Now look at this: [link]

If Gisele and Leo were looking down, it would be more funny.


Maria - Mar 04, 2005 9:05:36 am PST #4039 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

MFN, do you have a Corner Bakery near you?

::googles::

Why yes I do! There's one at 19th and L. Walkable even.

But if you went to B'more, you could go to Paper Moon and get one of their veggie sandwiches.

Why does that name sound familiar? Maybe I'll get one for dinner. I'm headed that way this evening anyway.


Jesse - Mar 04, 2005 9:05:36 am PST #4040 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What do we want?
ORGANIZATION!!
When do we want it?
NOW!!!

Who's with me?!?!?!