This cracks me up. Look at this: [link]
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Now look at this: [link]
If Gisele and Leo were looking down, it would be more funny.
And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Mar 04, 2005 9:05:33 am PST #4038 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Maria - Mar 04, 2005 9:05:36 am PST #4039 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
MFN, do you have a Corner Bakery near you?
::googles::
Why yes I do! There's one at 19th and L. Walkable even.
But if you went to B'more, you could go to Paper Moon and get one of their veggie sandwiches.
Why does that name sound familiar? Maybe I'll get one for dinner. I'm headed that way this evening anyway.
Jesse - Mar 04, 2005 9:05:36 am PST #4040 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
What do we want?
ORGANIZATION!!
When do we want it?
NOW!!!
Who's with me?!?!?!
tommyrot - Mar 04, 2005 9:06:23 am PST #4041 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do any of the space penguins attend church regularly?
No, the penguin astronaut corps will be self-selecting for atheist penguins, as the religious penguins will refuse to be in space on Sunday.
Do any of the penguins have plans to run for office, post space-flight?
Some might want to be Penguin Pope, but it's unclear whether this is an elected office.
eta: Note that being an atheist does not preclude a penguin from becoming Penguin Pope. The reasons for this are also unclear.
Betsy HP - Mar 04, 2005 9:07:33 am PST #4042 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
HEY HEY
HO HO
ORGANIZATION'S GOT TO GO!
Maria - Mar 04, 2005 9:07:52 am PST #4043 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Moooooom, Jesse's turned into an organizette. Tell her to knock it off, or I'm going to wade through the pile of papers on my desk and yank her pigtails.
amych - Mar 04, 2005 9:08:11 am PST #4044 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
ORGANIZATION'S GOT TO GO!
Oh, mine's long since gone. But thanks for the reminder!
Jesse - Mar 04, 2005 9:08:15 am PST #4045 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Crap. The People seem to be turning on me. Maybe I'll just take a nap.
tommyrot - Mar 04, 2005 9:08:43 am PST #4046 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Damn, I never suspsected that being the resident expert on space-faring penguins would be so much work....
DavidS - Mar 04, 2005 9:08:52 am PST #4047 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
...I realize I'm going to need some help from the Smay files in making some of these assignments.
Areas of expertise? Aside from everybody's day job expertise.
Kristen - Minear and Boy Bands
KristinT - Teaching and professional wrestling
Ple - hair coloring, makeup, horse racing, comic book continuity, and jewelry selection
ita - kicking people in the face, Montreal
Allyson - event planning, Fury, philanthropy, ranting
msbelle - bossiness, list-making
Rio - STILL THE CUTEST!
Tom Scola - indie comics
Jon B. - indie rock
Matt - drawing, interior design tips, hockey
Jessica - cuisine, insider TV tips
Susan - resumes, Regency era
Jesse - 80s and 90s R&B. Cowgirl attire. Eyebrow maintenance
Hec - hairstyle changes, general pop music reference
Victor - old school comic book continuity, poetry slams, ferrets
DXM - baseball, military history, home repair
JZ - period diction, C.S. Lewis
tommyrot - classic cars
Maria - Italian cuisine, insider politics