How will penguins have to be modified to survive in space?

At first penguins will be unmodified and wear space suits. Later, some will have their DNA altered so they'll have thick skin and won't need space suits. This will prove very controversial, and will in fact be responsible for several wars fought on earth.

This cracks me up. Look at this: [link]

Now look at this: [link]

If Gisele and Leo were looking down, it would be more funny.

MFN, do you have a Corner Bakery near you?

::googles::

Why yes I do! There's one at 19th and L. Walkable even.

But if you went to B'more, you could go to Paper Moon and get one of their veggie sandwiches.

Why does that name sound familiar? Maybe I'll get one for dinner. I'm headed that way this evening anyway.

What do we want?
ORGANIZATION!!
When do we want it?
NOW!!!

Who's with me?!?!?!

Do any of the space penguins attend church regularly?

No, the penguin astronaut corps will be self-selecting for atheist penguins, as the religious penguins will refuse to be in space on Sunday.

Do any of the penguins have plans to run for office, post space-flight?

Some might want to be Penguin Pope, but it's unclear whether this is an elected office.

eta: Note that being an atheist does not preclude a penguin from becoming Penguin Pope. The reasons for this are also unclear.

HEY HEY
HO HO
ORGANIZATION'S GOT TO GO!

Moooooom, Jesse's turned into an organizette. Tell her to knock it off, or I'm going to wade through the pile of papers on my desk and yank her pigtails.

ORGANIZATION'S GOT TO GO!

Oh, mine's long since gone. But thanks for the reminder!

Crap. The People seem to be turning on me. Maybe I'll just take a nap.

Damn, I never suspsected that being the resident expert on space-faring penguins would be so much work....