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I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's... depressing.

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§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 6:20:55 pm PST #2833 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

JOHN Wayne Palmetto, and you'd have something to work with.

Well, to be honest, I could also be Dick Grayson Palmetto. They were kinda named simultaneously.

Doves, don't you know.

Lori! Salma Hayek's breasts -- those real? I mean, they look too good to be true.

quester - Feb 28, 2005 6:22:49 pm PST #2834 of 10002

Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Dick Oakridge is a good one, though.

Except I'm a girl.

Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 28, 2005 6:23:14 pm PST #2835 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

It really doesn't matter which street variation I use, starting out with the first name "Scuppy" can't end well for anyone.

lori - Feb 28, 2005 6:23:35 pm PST #2836 of 10002

And that's not even a particularly boobalicious top.

t eta and it's so striking in comparison to all the stupidly thin american actresses.

§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 6:23:45 pm PST #2837 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Except I'm a girl.

We can be she-Dicks together.

amych - Feb 28, 2005 6:24:31 pm PST #2838 of 10002

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It's like you're saying Bruce Wayne isn't porny! I don't know you people anymore!

quester - Feb 28, 2005 6:26:38 pm PST #2839 of 10002

Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

We can be she-Dicks together.

cool! Is there a secret handshake?

Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 6:27:50 pm PST #2840 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Except I'm a girl.

Hey, I'm making ita be Dick Wayne.

DavidS - Feb 28, 2005 6:30:30 pm PST #2841 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Child!ita named her pet doves Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson. I just need to savor the rightness of that.

§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 6:30:54 pm PST #2842 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is there a secret handshake?

Yeah. About that ... well, we just have to wash our hands afterwards.

Does anyone watch the BBC Monday Mysteries? I love Murphy's Law, but tonight was a bit harsh, what with bouncing the nun, and then having her not die, to be later killed.

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