Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there.

Kaylee ,'Shindig'


Natter 33 1/3  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Pix - Feb 28, 2005 6:16:11 pm PST #2823 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Puffer Marshfield has more promise.


quester - Feb 28, 2005 6:16:16 pm PST #2824 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

From the "life is wierd sometimes file:

My answering machine isn't very good for many reasons. Once 2 years ago there was a brief power outage on a Thursday. Ever since, whenever there is a message the playback always starts with "Thursday, 5:00pm, Power Outage" in a smooth baritone.

So, tonight I come home and the machine is flashing and doing it's annoying beeping thing to tell me there are messages. I start the playback, the power outage thing comes on and then there's someone saying "sorry, wrong number." But there's another message, so the machine says "Thursday, 5:00pm Power Outage" and the power went out. Total blackness.

Weird coincidence.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 6:17:08 pm PST #2825 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am, I fear, Bruce Wayne Palmetto.

Ho Chi 59th is Satine in comparison.


Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 6:17:56 pm PST #2826 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

JOHN Wayne Palmetto, and you'd have something to work with.


lori - Feb 28, 2005 6:18:09 pm PST #2827 of 10002

Sukoshi Kalalea. Not a chance.

ita, insent. Just because I thought you might like 'em and I'm too lazy to post them anywhere.


Jessica - Feb 28, 2005 6:18:55 pm PST #2828 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is it the street you were born on, or the street where you first lived?

Well, I'm sure they're more guidelines than rules. If I bent them far enough, I could be Allegra Flower.


quester - Feb 28, 2005 6:19:21 pm PST #2829 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Moby Dick Oak Ridge. Too long.


Hil R. - Feb 28, 2005 6:19:43 pm PST #2830 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My only pets were hermit crabs, which were named Kristy, Claudia, and Dawn. (Yes, I named them after the Babysitters Club. I was seven.) First street was Hudson.


Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 6:19:55 pm PST #2831 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dick Oakridge is a good one, though.


Jessica - Feb 28, 2005 6:20:39 pm PST #2832 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ho Chi 59th is Satine in comparison.

If only I'd been born at home like all my other sibs, I could have had a real porn last name! Alas!