He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.

Anya ,'Touched'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 6:17:08 pm PST #2825 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am, I fear, Bruce Wayne Palmetto.

Ho Chi 59th is Satine in comparison.


Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 6:17:56 pm PST #2826 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

JOHN Wayne Palmetto, and you'd have something to work with.


lori - Feb 28, 2005 6:18:09 pm PST #2827 of 10002

Sukoshi Kalalea. Not a chance.

ita, insent. Just because I thought you might like 'em and I'm too lazy to post them anywhere.


Jessica - Feb 28, 2005 6:18:55 pm PST #2828 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is it the street you were born on, or the street where you first lived?

Well, I'm sure they're more guidelines than rules. If I bent them far enough, I could be Allegra Flower.


quester - Feb 28, 2005 6:19:21 pm PST #2829 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Moby Dick Oak Ridge. Too long.


Hil R. - Feb 28, 2005 6:19:43 pm PST #2830 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My only pets were hermit crabs, which were named Kristy, Claudia, and Dawn. (Yes, I named them after the Babysitters Club. I was seven.) First street was Hudson.


Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 6:19:55 pm PST #2831 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dick Oakridge is a good one, though.


Jessica - Feb 28, 2005 6:20:39 pm PST #2832 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ho Chi 59th is Satine in comparison.

If only I'd been born at home like all my other sibs, I could have had a real porn last name! Alas!


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 6:20:55 pm PST #2833 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

JOHN Wayne Palmetto, and you'd have something to work with.

Well, to be honest, I could also be Dick Grayson Palmetto. They were kinda named simultaneously.

Doves, don't you know.

Lori! Salma Hayek's breasts -- those real? I mean, they look too good to be true.


quester - Feb 28, 2005 6:22:49 pm PST #2834 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Dick Oakridge is a good one, though.

Except I'm a girl.