I can never think of a clever porn name.
Your porn name is the name of your first pet and the street you were born on. Making me Ho Chi 59th. Which is why I can never be a porn star.
Just call me the computer whisperer.
Willow ,'Lessons'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Feb 28, 2005 6:08:41 pm PST #2815 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
lori - Feb 28, 2005 6:09:22 pm PST #2816 of 10002
You should totally go down to the beach some weekend to see the swinging guys yourself. Verra beautiful. It was very surreal.
I just noticed in the pictures that Michelle Trachtenberg was with Aaron Ashmore, the guy who played the bad rich kid on the Tijuana trip ep on Veronica Mars. I was all, who's that guy?
Pix - Feb 28, 2005 6:10:01 pm PST #2817 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I am Trisket Marshfield or, alternatively, Cider Marshfield. Neither strike me as particularly porny.
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 6:11:01 pm PST #2818 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ho Chi 59th. Which is why I can never be a porn star.
Dude! Your name starts with Ho! It's like fate.
Is it the street you were born on, or the street where you first lived?
Strix - Feb 28, 2005 6:13:09 pm PST #2819 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Bambi Ashland is my porn name.
DavidS - Feb 28, 2005 6:13:25 pm PST #2820 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Your porn name is the name of your first pet and the street you were born on. Making me Ho Chi 59th.
Sparky Montana, I think.
Coulda been, Boji Franjo, though.
Cashmere - Feb 28, 2005 6:13:29 pm PST #2821 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm Rusty Main. No wonder I never made it as a porn star.
Jesse - Feb 28, 2005 6:15:11 pm PST #2822 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I've heard "childhood home," which gives some wiggle room. First pet + place I grew up = Angel St. James. If it had to be where my parents lived when I was born, it's Angel Parker Hill, I think. Ew.
Pix - Feb 28, 2005 6:16:11 pm PST #2823 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Puffer Marshfield has more promise.
quester - Feb 28, 2005 6:16:16 pm PST #2824 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
From the "life is wierd sometimes file:
My answering machine isn't very good for many reasons. Once 2 years ago there was a brief power outage on a Thursday. Ever since, whenever there is a message the playback always starts with "Thursday, 5:00pm, Power Outage" in a smooth baritone.
So, tonight I come home and the machine is flashing and doing it's annoying beeping thing to tell me there are messages. I start the playback, the power outage thing comes on and then there's someone saying "sorry, wrong number." But there's another message, so the machine says "Thursday, 5:00pm Power Outage" and the power went out. Total blackness.
Weird coincidence.